Abhi tak aapne padha..
Meera- kya didi.. kitna samay laga diya mujhe aapse baat karni hai… aa jao yahan let kar aaraam se baat karenge…
Radha uske paas jaakar let gayi… Meera ne us par apna haath rakh diya aur baatein karne lagi.
Ek ghante tak Meera chapar-chapar karti rahi uski baaton seRaadhe samajh gaya ki wo ek bahut hi bholi-bhali ladki hai.
Radha- kitni bolti hai tu.. ab so ja…
Meera- didi haa neend aane lagi hai ab.. sone mein hi bhalai hai… nahin subah uth nahin paaungi aur haan didi ek baat aapko bata doon main bahut gehri neend mein soti hoon.. haath-paaon bi chalati hoon.. aap bach kar sona…kahin main aapko maar naa doon kahin… aur mujhe uthana ho… to zor se hilana… tab hi uthungi warna nahin.. okay..
Meera to neend ki duniya mein kho gayi… magar Raadhe bas usko nihaar raha tha… uska lauda use pareshan kar raha tha… wo kuch kar nahin paa raha tha.
Radha ne Meera ko hilaya dekha wo soyi ya nahin… ek-do baar awaaaz bhi di magar wo gehri neend mein thi.
Ab aage..
Jab Raadhe ko pakka yakeen ho gaya ki Meera so gayi hai.. to Raadhe badbadaane laga.
Raadhe- saale kahan fansa diya mujhe.. itne kapde pehen kar aaj tak nahin soya aur aisi kamsin kali mere pas soyi… kuch kar bhi nahi paa raha hoon.. saala lauda bhi bechain hai chal muth to maar loon.. mujhe to tabhi neend aayegi..
Raadhe ne saare kapde nikaal diye ab wo ekdum nanga tha.. uska lauda ab bhi khada funfkaar raha tha.
Meera ne karwat li aur uski t-shirt upar ho gayi.. uska gora pet Raadhe ko dikhne laga. Uski aankhon mein chamak aa gayi.
Raadhe ne darte huye Meera ke pet par haath rakha usko bada maza aaya. Ab wo dhire-dhire haath upar le jaa raha tha aur Meera neend mein aaraam se soyi huyi thi.
Raadhe ne uski t-shirt ko upar kar diya ab Meera ke 32 inch ke gol-gol santre azaad ho gaye thay.. un par halke bhoore button jaise nipple bhi gazab dhaa rahe thay.
Raadhe dheere-dheere mammon ko dabaane laga aur ek haath se apne laude ko sehlaane laga.
Dus minute tak wo aisa karta raha.. ab uski aankhon mein vaasna saaf dikhaai dene lagi thi.
Raadhe ne dheere se ek mamme ko apne honthon mein le liya aur choosne laga.. Meera neend mein thi.. magar is ehsaas se wo sihar gayi.
Meera thodi hili.. magar wapas so gayi. Ab Raadhe ka shaitaan jag chuka tha.
Usne Meera ka lower niche sarkana shuru kiya.. Meera neend mein thi to Raadhe ne uski gaand ko thoda utha kar lower niche kheench liya.
Ab wo nazaara uski aankhon ke saamne aaya.. wo madhosh sa ho gaya.
Meera ki double roti jaisi phuli huyi bina jhaanton ki chamchamati choot uski aankhon ke saamne thi.
Meera ki choot ekdum safed.. jaise barfi ho aur faanken gulaabi thi aur uski jaanghen aisi ki bas kya bataun.. ekdum bhari-bhari thi.
Raadhe ka khud par se sanyam toot gaya… usne dheere se choot par ek chumban kiya aur apna lauda us par ragadne laga.
Meera ko bechaini hone lagi.. wo neend mein thi magar aisi harkat usko bechain kar gayi maar wo uthi nahin.. bas thodi si hili baad mein wapas so gayi.
Raadhe- uff.. saali kya mast choot hai.. dil to kar raha hai abhi lauda pel kar iska mahurat kar doon.. magar nahin.. gadbad ho jayegi… is saali ko to doosre tarike se chodna hoga.
Filhaal Raadhe ka lauda bahut jyaada akad aya tha.. usne jor-jor se laude ko hilaana shuru kar diya aur aakhirkaar uska virya nikal hi gaya.
Raadhe ne Meera ki jaangh par sara virya daal diya aur chain ki saans li. Raadhe- chal beta Raadhe.. ab ye saaf kar de.. nahin to too kal ka sooraj jail mein dekehega.. usne Meera ki jaangh se virya saaf kiya uske kapde use pehnaaye aur khud bhi apne ladki waale roop mein aa gaya aur so gaya.
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Raadhe so to gaya.. magar neend use kahan aane waali thi… aisi mast hoor paas mein soyi ho.. to koi ladka kaise so sakta hai. Wo bahut der tak jaagta raha aur naa jaane kab uski aankh lag gayi.
Subah Meera jab uthi to Raadhe pet ke bal leta hua tha aur pair failaye huye thay… jise dekh kar Meera hansi aa gayi.. wo kuch boli nahin.. bas uthi aur bathroom chali gayi.
Jab Meera nahakar baahar aayi.. to Raadhe abhi bhi waise hi soyi padi thi. Meera- didi o didi.. utho subah ho gayi.. mujhe school bhi jaana hai.. ab uth bhi jaao.. aap kab tak soti rahogi.
Radha- uhh.. sone do na.. tum jao school mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
Meera ne jyaada bahas karna theek nahin samjha aur taiyaar hone lagi.
Dilip ji- Meera beti aa jao.. naasta taiyaar hai.. kya ab tak radha nahin uthi?
Meera- papa didi to uth hi nahin rahi… mujhe school ke liye der ho rahi hai.. ab aap hi uthaana didi ko..
Mamta- bibi ji aap chinta na karo.. badi bibi ji ko main utha doongi.. kal main nahin aayi thi.. par aaj sahib ne bataya ki Radha bibi ji mil gayi hain.. sunkar bahut jhushi huyi.. aap naashta kar lo.
Radha sukoon se so rahi thi. Dilip ji aur Meera naasta karwa kar Mamta saaf-safaai mein lag gayi.
Dilip ji kisi kaam se baahar gaye aur Mamta ko hidaayat de gaye ki Radha ko pareshaan mat karna.. jab tak wo sona chaahe sone dena.
Mamta ne bhi waisa hi kiya.. koi 10 baje Radha uthi.. to Mamta ko dekh kar chaunk gayi ya gaya.. aap samajh rahe ho naa ! Mamta- Namaste badi bibi ji.. main Mamta hoon yahan kaam karne aati hoon.. Mamta ne poori baat Radha ko bata di.. Radha ne jyaada baat nahin ki.. naashta kiya aur baahar ghoomne ka bol kar nikal gayi.
Thodi door chalne ke baad Neeraj saamne se aata dikhaai diya. Raadhe- abe saale kahan fansa diya.. kal ki raat badi mushkil se kati hai.. yaar main wahan par aur nahin ruk sakta.
Neeraj- are kya ho gaya yaar.. ek hi raat mein aisa kya ho gaya.. jo tu wahan nahin rehna chahta?
Raadhe ne use raat ki saari baat bataai to Neeraj ka lauda funfkaar maarne laga. Neeraj- are yaar bas kar.. paani nikal jaayega mera.. saali ko kal maine dekha.. tabhi mere laude mein jhanjhanahat ho gayi thi.. ab too kaise bhi sambhal le yaar..
Raadhe- mere 5 lakh kahan hai saale.. wo de mujhe whan nahi rahna.. kal to maine kaise bhi apne aap par kaabu kar liya.. magar jyaada nahin ruk paunga.. kahin uska balatkaar na kar doon..
Neeraj- are subh-subh bol yaar.. ek kaam kar na.. usko pata le.. uske baad araam se chod lena aur raat ko ye nakli mammo ko lagaane ka jhanjhat bhi khatm ho jayega.
Raadhe- abe saale chootiye.. tu mujhe yahan uski behna bana kar laya hai.. ab main usko lya kehkar pataun? Meera dekho tumhari didi ka lauda.. dekho please apni choot mein apni didi ka lauda le lo.. saala chootiya…
Neeraj- are sorry yaar… bhool gaya tha.. lekin tum aise bhaag jaaoge to unko shak hoga hum phans jaayenge.. kuch din kaise bhi sambhaal le naa yaar.. uske baad hum kuch soch hi lenge na..
Raadhe- thik hai.. thik hai.. chal mera hissa de.. saala kahin saare paise randiyon par uda dega to mera kya hoga.. main to hilaata hi rah jaaunga…
Neeraj- are yaar mujhe ais samjha hai kya.. le dekh le ye raseed maine tere paise tere khaate mein daal diye hai.. saala kab ka khula hua khaata aaj kaam aaya hai.. ab mai jaata hoon tu sambhal kar rehna aur haan phone karte rahna.. main phone karunga to kisi ko shak ho jaayega.. tu hi mauka dekh kar phone kar lena.
Raadhe- chal theek hai.. jaa saale maja kar.. us saale master ko kya kahega.. mere bina to uska dhandha hi band ho jayega. Neeraj- kuch bhi bol dunga.. tu yahan ka dekh.. main wahan sambhal loonga yaar..
Neeraj ke jaane ke baad Raadhe wapas ghar aa gaya. Us samay Mamta dopahar ka khana bana rahi thi.
Mamta- are aa gayi bibi ji.. aap kahan chali gayi thi? Radha- kahin nahin bas aise hi thoda ghoom kar aayi hoon.
Mamta ki aadat thi jyaada baat karne ki magar Raadhe ne jyaada baat karna theek nahin samjha aur apne kamre mein jaakar karma band karke saare kapde nikaal kar bistar par let gaya.
Raadhe- Saala kahan phans gaya.. naatak ke samay ladki banna aasaan tha.. yahan to din-raat ladki ki dress mein rehna paadega.. aise-kaise kaam chalega.. kuch karna padega yaar.. ab karun to kya karun?
Bas Raadhe isi soch mein pada raha ki is musibat se kaise peecha chootega.. tabhi Mamta ne dastak di. Mamta- bibi ji so gayi kya.. jaldi baahar aao.. hospital se phone aaya tha.. saahab ki tabiyat kharaab ho gayi hai unko hospital lekar gaye hain.. jaldi baahar aao.
Radha- bas 5 minute mein aayi.. ruko.. Raadhe ne fatafat apna roop badla aur baahar aa gaya.
Doston, umeed hai ki aapko meri kahaani pasand aa rahi hogi.. main kahaani ke agle bhaag mein aapka intezaar karungi.. padhna naa bhuliyega.. aur haan aapke patron ka bhi besabri se intezaar hai.
Meera- kya didi.. kitna samay laga diya mujhe aapse baat karni hai… aa jao yahan let kar aaraam se baat karenge…
Radha uske paas jaakar let gayi… Meera ne us par apna haath rakh diya aur baatein karne lagi.
Ek ghante tak Meera chapar-chapar karti rahi uski baaton seRaadhe samajh gaya ki wo ek bahut hi bholi-bhali ladki hai.
Radha- kitni bolti hai tu.. ab so ja…
Meera- didi haa neend aane lagi hai ab.. sone mein hi bhalai hai… nahin subah uth nahin paaungi aur haan didi ek baat aapko bata doon main bahut gehri neend mein soti hoon.. haath-paaon bi chalati hoon.. aap bach kar sona…kahin main aapko maar naa doon kahin… aur mujhe uthana ho… to zor se hilana… tab hi uthungi warna nahin.. okay..
Meera to neend ki duniya mein kho gayi… magar Raadhe bas usko nihaar raha tha… uska lauda use pareshan kar raha tha… wo kuch kar nahin paa raha tha.
Radha ne Meera ko hilaya dekha wo soyi ya nahin… ek-do baar awaaaz bhi di magar wo gehri neend mein thi.
Ab aage..
Jab Raadhe ko pakka yakeen ho gaya ki Meera so gayi hai.. to Raadhe badbadaane laga.
Raadhe- saale kahan fansa diya mujhe.. itne kapde pehen kar aaj tak nahin soya aur aisi kamsin kali mere pas soyi… kuch kar bhi nahi paa raha hoon.. saala lauda bhi bechain hai chal muth to maar loon.. mujhe to tabhi neend aayegi..
Raadhe ne saare kapde nikaal diye ab wo ekdum nanga tha.. uska lauda ab bhi khada funfkaar raha tha.
Meera ne karwat li aur uski t-shirt upar ho gayi.. uska gora pet Raadhe ko dikhne laga. Uski aankhon mein chamak aa gayi.
Raadhe ne darte huye Meera ke pet par haath rakha usko bada maza aaya. Ab wo dhire-dhire haath upar le jaa raha tha aur Meera neend mein aaraam se soyi huyi thi.
Raadhe ne uski t-shirt ko upar kar diya ab Meera ke 32 inch ke gol-gol santre azaad ho gaye thay.. un par halke bhoore button jaise nipple bhi gazab dhaa rahe thay.
Raadhe dheere-dheere mammon ko dabaane laga aur ek haath se apne laude ko sehlaane laga.
Dus minute tak wo aisa karta raha.. ab uski aankhon mein vaasna saaf dikhaai dene lagi thi.
Raadhe ne dheere se ek mamme ko apne honthon mein le liya aur choosne laga.. Meera neend mein thi.. magar is ehsaas se wo sihar gayi.
Meera thodi hili.. magar wapas so gayi. Ab Raadhe ka shaitaan jag chuka tha.
Usne Meera ka lower niche sarkana shuru kiya.. Meera neend mein thi to Raadhe ne uski gaand ko thoda utha kar lower niche kheench liya.
Ab wo nazaara uski aankhon ke saamne aaya.. wo madhosh sa ho gaya.
Meera ki double roti jaisi phuli huyi bina jhaanton ki chamchamati choot uski aankhon ke saamne thi.
Meera ki choot ekdum safed.. jaise barfi ho aur faanken gulaabi thi aur uski jaanghen aisi ki bas kya bataun.. ekdum bhari-bhari thi.
Raadhe ka khud par se sanyam toot gaya… usne dheere se choot par ek chumban kiya aur apna lauda us par ragadne laga.
Meera ko bechaini hone lagi.. wo neend mein thi magar aisi harkat usko bechain kar gayi maar wo uthi nahin.. bas thodi si hili baad mein wapas so gayi.
Raadhe- uff.. saali kya mast choot hai.. dil to kar raha hai abhi lauda pel kar iska mahurat kar doon.. magar nahin.. gadbad ho jayegi… is saali ko to doosre tarike se chodna hoga.
Filhaal Raadhe ka lauda bahut jyaada akad aya tha.. usne jor-jor se laude ko hilaana shuru kar diya aur aakhirkaar uska virya nikal hi gaya.
Raadhe ne Meera ki jaangh par sara virya daal diya aur chain ki saans li. Raadhe- chal beta Raadhe.. ab ye saaf kar de.. nahin to too kal ka sooraj jail mein dekehega.. usne Meera ki jaangh se virya saaf kiya uske kapde use pehnaaye aur khud bhi apne ladki waale roop mein aa gaya aur so gaya.
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Raadhe so to gaya.. magar neend use kahan aane waali thi… aisi mast hoor paas mein soyi ho.. to koi ladka kaise so sakta hai. Wo bahut der tak jaagta raha aur naa jaane kab uski aankh lag gayi.
Subah Meera jab uthi to Raadhe pet ke bal leta hua tha aur pair failaye huye thay… jise dekh kar Meera hansi aa gayi.. wo kuch boli nahin.. bas uthi aur bathroom chali gayi.
Jab Meera nahakar baahar aayi.. to Raadhe abhi bhi waise hi soyi padi thi. Meera- didi o didi.. utho subah ho gayi.. mujhe school bhi jaana hai.. ab uth bhi jaao.. aap kab tak soti rahogi.
Radha- uhh.. sone do na.. tum jao school mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
Meera ne jyaada bahas karna theek nahin samjha aur taiyaar hone lagi.
Dilip ji- Meera beti aa jao.. naasta taiyaar hai.. kya ab tak radha nahin uthi?
Meera- papa didi to uth hi nahin rahi… mujhe school ke liye der ho rahi hai.. ab aap hi uthaana didi ko..
Mamta- bibi ji aap chinta na karo.. badi bibi ji ko main utha doongi.. kal main nahin aayi thi.. par aaj sahib ne bataya ki Radha bibi ji mil gayi hain.. sunkar bahut jhushi huyi.. aap naashta kar lo.
Radha sukoon se so rahi thi. Dilip ji aur Meera naasta karwa kar Mamta saaf-safaai mein lag gayi.
Dilip ji kisi kaam se baahar gaye aur Mamta ko hidaayat de gaye ki Radha ko pareshaan mat karna.. jab tak wo sona chaahe sone dena.
Mamta ne bhi waisa hi kiya.. koi 10 baje Radha uthi.. to Mamta ko dekh kar chaunk gayi ya gaya.. aap samajh rahe ho naa ! Mamta- Namaste badi bibi ji.. main Mamta hoon yahan kaam karne aati hoon.. Mamta ne poori baat Radha ko bata di.. Radha ne jyaada baat nahin ki.. naashta kiya aur baahar ghoomne ka bol kar nikal gayi.
Thodi door chalne ke baad Neeraj saamne se aata dikhaai diya. Raadhe- abe saale kahan fansa diya.. kal ki raat badi mushkil se kati hai.. yaar main wahan par aur nahin ruk sakta.
Neeraj- are kya ho gaya yaar.. ek hi raat mein aisa kya ho gaya.. jo tu wahan nahin rehna chahta?
Raadhe ne use raat ki saari baat bataai to Neeraj ka lauda funfkaar maarne laga. Neeraj- are yaar bas kar.. paani nikal jaayega mera.. saali ko kal maine dekha.. tabhi mere laude mein jhanjhanahat ho gayi thi.. ab too kaise bhi sambhal le yaar..
Raadhe- mere 5 lakh kahan hai saale.. wo de mujhe whan nahi rahna.. kal to maine kaise bhi apne aap par kaabu kar liya.. magar jyaada nahin ruk paunga.. kahin uska balatkaar na kar doon..
Neeraj- are subh-subh bol yaar.. ek kaam kar na.. usko pata le.. uske baad araam se chod lena aur raat ko ye nakli mammo ko lagaane ka jhanjhat bhi khatm ho jayega.
Raadhe- abe saale chootiye.. tu mujhe yahan uski behna bana kar laya hai.. ab main usko lya kehkar pataun? Meera dekho tumhari didi ka lauda.. dekho please apni choot mein apni didi ka lauda le lo.. saala chootiya…
Neeraj- are sorry yaar… bhool gaya tha.. lekin tum aise bhaag jaaoge to unko shak hoga hum phans jaayenge.. kuch din kaise bhi sambhaal le naa yaar.. uske baad hum kuch soch hi lenge na..
Raadhe- thik hai.. thik hai.. chal mera hissa de.. saala kahin saare paise randiyon par uda dega to mera kya hoga.. main to hilaata hi rah jaaunga…
Neeraj- are yaar mujhe ais samjha hai kya.. le dekh le ye raseed maine tere paise tere khaate mein daal diye hai.. saala kab ka khula hua khaata aaj kaam aaya hai.. ab mai jaata hoon tu sambhal kar rehna aur haan phone karte rahna.. main phone karunga to kisi ko shak ho jaayega.. tu hi mauka dekh kar phone kar lena.
Raadhe- chal theek hai.. jaa saale maja kar.. us saale master ko kya kahega.. mere bina to uska dhandha hi band ho jayega. Neeraj- kuch bhi bol dunga.. tu yahan ka dekh.. main wahan sambhal loonga yaar..
Neeraj ke jaane ke baad Raadhe wapas ghar aa gaya. Us samay Mamta dopahar ka khana bana rahi thi.
Mamta- are aa gayi bibi ji.. aap kahan chali gayi thi? Radha- kahin nahin bas aise hi thoda ghoom kar aayi hoon.
Mamta ki aadat thi jyaada baat karne ki magar Raadhe ne jyaada baat karna theek nahin samjha aur apne kamre mein jaakar karma band karke saare kapde nikaal kar bistar par let gaya.
Raadhe- Saala kahan phans gaya.. naatak ke samay ladki banna aasaan tha.. yahan to din-raat ladki ki dress mein rehna paadega.. aise-kaise kaam chalega.. kuch karna padega yaar.. ab karun to kya karun?
Bas Raadhe isi soch mein pada raha ki is musibat se kaise peecha chootega.. tabhi Mamta ne dastak di. Mamta- bibi ji so gayi kya.. jaldi baahar aao.. hospital se phone aaya tha.. saahab ki tabiyat kharaab ho gayi hai unko hospital lekar gaye hain.. jaldi baahar aao.
Radha- bas 5 minute mein aayi.. ruko.. Raadhe ne fatafat apna roop badla aur baahar aa gaya.
Doston, umeed hai ki aapko meri kahaani pasand aa rahi hogi.. main kahaani ke agle bhaag mein aapka intezaar karungi.. padhna naa bhuliyega.. aur haan aapke patron ka bhi besabri se intezaar hai.
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