Thursday, July 23, 2015

Bahan Ka Lauda-29

Author : Pinky Sen

Ab tak aapne padha

Radhe- Meri jaan ye to shuruwaat hai.. Aage aur maja aayega.. Bas teri ye mulaayam gaand ko maarne.. Tab maja duguna ho jaayega.
Meera- Marwa loongi mere Raja.. Sabra karo aur haan ye paani jo chut mein bhar kar aaye ho.. Kahin mujhe baccha na ho jaaye.

Raadhe- Are goli le rahi ho na.. Kuch nahin hoga baccha to Mamta ko dena hai.
Meera- Are haan.. Accha yaad dilaaya.. Kal subah hi shuru ho jaana.. Bechaari bahut pareshaan hai. Ab mujhe sone do.. Varna kal laude mein taakat nahin rahegi..

Raadhe- Meri jaan abhi kaha sone doon.. Aaj poori raat chodoonga tujhe aur kal ka tuition mat le.. Mera lauda bahut power waala hai.. Kal bhi Mamta ko baraabar chodega..
Meera- Nahin Nahin.. Ab so jaao.. Kal mujhe school bhi jaana hai please.. Samjho baat ko.. Sone do…
Raadhe- Accha theek hai meri jaan.. Chal aaja chipak kar sote hai.. Maja aayega..

Donon ek-doosre ko baanhon mein lekar nange hi so gaye. Kab unko neend ne apne aagosh mein le liya.. Pata bhi nahin chala.

Ab aage..

Aaj ka din alag hi mod lekar aayega. Aaj subah 7 baje Mamta kaam par aa gayi. Aaj use dekhkar koi nahin kah sakta hai ki ye wahi Mamta hai. Aaj to wo kisi gulaab ki tarah khilee huyi lag rahi thi. Usne gulaabi saaree pahni huyi thi.. Baal bhi silky se bandhe huye thay.. Uski matakti gaand alag hi sama baandh rahi thi.
Mamta andar aayi aur sabse pahle Meera ke kamre ko dekha.. Wo khula hai ya band hai.

Mamta budbudaayi- Ye dekho 7 baj gaye hai.. Bibi ji ab tak soyi hai.
Mamta ne darwaaje ko jor se pita aur jor se awaaz lagaayi.. Tab kahin Meera ki aankh khuli.. Aur hadbada kar uthi..

Meera- Uth gayi Mamta.. Tum jaldi se naasta banao.. Main bhi ready hoti hoon.
Mamta kuch nahin boli aur rasoi mein naasta banaane chali gayi.. Meera jaldi se nahakar bahar aayi.. Radhe abhi tak nanga soya hua tha.

Meera- Radhe uthi dekho Mamta aa gayi hai.. Chalo fresh ho jaao.. Main bahar jaa rahi hoon.. Jaldi karo.
Radhe- Are sone do na.. Mamta ko yahin bhej do.. Ab kya fresh hona.. Uski chudaai to karni hai na.. Jaao.
Meera- Tum to bade besharam ho.. Utho nahin to maar khaoge.

Meera ne masti karke Radhe ko utha diya. Wo bathroom chala gaya aur Meera bahar aa gayi.

Mamta- Kya baat hai Biwi ji.. Aaj kal bahut der tak soti rahti ho.

Meera- Are kya bataaun Mamta.. Raat der se soyi to aankh nahin khuli.

Mamta- Oye hoye.. Bibi ji.. Kya baat hai.. Lagta hai Sahab ji bahut pareshaan karte hai aapko.. Waise unka bhi kosoor nahi.. Aap hai hi itni acchi ki koi bhi aapko sone na de.
Meera- Chal hat badmaash.. Tu apne aap ko dekh.. Kaise taiyaar ho kar aayi hai.. Aaj to Radhe tujhe kacche kha jaayega.

Mamta sharma jaati hai.. Wo kuch bolna shuru karti.. Iske pahle Meera bol padi- Bas aap baatein band karke naasta karwa.. Mujhe school jaane mein der ho rahi hai. Uske baad tu apne Sahab ke maje lena.. Theek hai.

Meera ki baat sunkar Mamta ko kal ka scene yaad aa gaya.. Uske jism mein Radhe ke laude karke current sa daud gaya.
Mamta ne Meera ko naasta karaya.. Tab tak Radhe bhi fresh ho kar bahar aa gaya. Uski nazar Mamta par gayi to wo bas usko dekhta rah gaya.

Meera- Aise kya dekh rahe ho.. Aaj tumhaare liye taiyaar hokar aayi hai ha ha ha ha.

Sabhi hansne lage.. Uske baad bas aise hi ek-doosre ko chhedte huye naasta karne lage.

Udhar Roma bathroom mein thi aur na jaane kya soch kar wo muskura rahi thi.

Roma ekdum nangi baithi huyi thi aur apne haath-paaon aur chut ke baal saaf kar rahi thi.. Shayad Neeraj ki baatein usko yaad thi.. Ya aaj uska iraada kuch aur hi tha. Chalo jo bhi ho.. Usko chudna to padega hi.
Roma ne acche se saare baal saaf kiye aur naasta karke school chali gayi.

School ke main gate par usko Tina milee.

Tina- Hai Roma.. Kya hua.. Kahan khoyi huyi ho tum?
Roma- Kahi nahin yaar.. Tum sunaao kya chal raha hai.. Parso school kyon nahin aayi tum?
Tina- Are kya bataaun.. Period problem.. Do din se.. Aaj aayi hoon.. Class mein kya chal raha hai?
Roma- Kuch khaas nahin yaar.. Accha hua tu aaj aa gayi.. Mera ek kaam karegi?

Tina- Haan bol.. Kya kaam hai?
Roma- Yaar meri chutti ki application de dena.. Aaj main ghar waapas jaa rahi hoon.. Kuch kaam hai.
Tina- Are kaam tha to aayi hi kyon.. Ghar se phone kar deti yaar.
Roma- Tab socha nahin tha yaar.. Aur ghar par nahin pata tha.. Tu aisa karna.. Chutti ke baad main tere ghar aa rahi hoon.. Aakar sab bataaungi.

Tina- Are aakhir baat kya hai.. Kuch to bata.. Aise kahan jaa rahi hai yaar?
Roma- Aakar sab bataayi hoon na.. Please please.. Meri best friend hai na.. Ab main jaati hoon.. Bye.

Roma wahan se chali gayi aur Tina bas usko dekhti rahi ki baat kya hai.. Kahan gayi hai ye?

Doston Tina yaad hai na aapko.. Ya bhool gaye.. Iska bhi kahani mein ek aham kirdaaar hai.. Magar abhi nahin.. Waqt aane par iske baare mein bhi bataungi. Abhi to Meera par hi dhyaan do ki inki kishti kinaare lagti hai ya doob jaati hai.

Roma chalti jaa rahi thi aur usne Neeraj ko phone kiya ki wo school ke paas usko lene jaaye.

Jab tak Neeraj aata hai.. Hum waapas Radhe ke paas chalte hai.

Meera ke school jaane ke baad Mamta jaldi se rasoi ka kaam kar rahi thi.

Radhe- Mamta kya kar rahi ho?
Mamta- Sahab ji.. Bas saaf-safaayi karni thi.. Ho gayi.. Ab to aapke hukum ka intezaar hai.
Radhe- Kaise hukum ka.. Main kuch samjha nahin?
Mamta- Sahab ji.. Ab aap aise sharmaoge to ho gaya baccha.

Radhe- Ohh.. Achha.. Main kahan Sharma raha hoon.. Aa jaao kamre mein.. Aaj tak to suhaagraat manaati thi.. Aaj hum suhaagdin mana lete hai.

Mamta ka chehra sharm se laal ho gaya tha.. Wo bhaag kar Radhe ke seene se chipak gayi.

Doston, Radhe ne bas shorts pehna tha T-shirt nahin.. Jab Mamta uske seene se chipki.. To Radhe ka nanga seena usko bahut accha laga.
Ab wo Radhe ki peeth par haath ghumane lagi.

Doston, Ummeed hai aapko meri kahani pasand aa rahi hogi.. Main kahani ke agle bhaag mein aapka intezaar karoongi.. Padhna na bhooliyega.. Aur haan aapke patron ka bhi besabri se intezaar hai.
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