Author : Rahul Tara
Kahani ke peechle bhaag mein aapne padha..
‘Arre maine company poochi hai..’ To boli- ‘Heugo boss’ ka hai.
To maine bhi muskura kar bola- Phir to fit hai boss.. Waise aaj itna saj-dhaj ke chalogi to pakka do-chaar ki jaan to le hi logi.
To boli- Mujhe to bas apne is aashiq se matlab hai aur maine tumhari khushi ke liye ye sa kiya hai taaki tumhari pahli date ko haseen bana sakoon.Ab aage..
Maine kaha- Par itna sab karke hum chalenge kaise.. Bike se to jamega bhi nahin.
To usne mujhe car ki chaabhi di aur boli- Mujhe to chalani aati nahin… Agar tumhein aati hai to chalo.. Nahin to phir hum bike se hi chalte hain.
To maine unse chaabhi lee aur bola- Yaar main bahut achhe se chala leta hoon.. To wo kuch muskura kar boli- Hmmm bistar par to achha chalate ho.. Ab road par bhi dekh loongi.
Maine usko ek aankh maari aur phir main aur wo chal diye. Maya ne appartment ke guard ko chaabhi di aur bola- Jaao car baahar le aao..
Wo kaafi samajhdaar thi.. Kyonki use to chalani aati nahin thi aur wo jaati to kaise laati aur mere saath agar baith kar nikalti to use aur log bhi notice karte.
Maine uske dimaag ki daad to tab di…
Jab guard lekar aaya to usne jhat se hi driving seat ke opposite side wala gate khola aur mujhse boli- Abhi mujhe dekhna hai ki tum car chalana seekhe ye apne dost ki hi tarah ho.. Kyonki Vinod kewal kaam chalau hi chala paata hai.. Aaj tak maine kabhi bhi use car chalate nahin dekha tha.
Main bhi uski ‘haan’ mein ‘haan’ milaate huye bola- Aunty ye baat hai.. To aap baithiye
aur aaj main hi poori driving karoonga aur use ek aankh maar kar gaadi mein baithne laga.
To guard bola- Madam aap risk kyon le rahi hain.. Aap hi le jaaiye na.. To Aunty boli- Arre bachhe ko mauka nahin milega to seekhega kaise?
Phir maine gaadi start ki aur chal diya.. Kuch door pahunchte hi unse gusse mein bola- Main abhi bachha hoon.
To boli- To kya kahti usse ki mera Pati hai.. Aur tumne bhi mujhe Aunty bulaya tha.. Samjho baat barabar.
To maine bola- Arre doosra koi na sune.. Isliye main Aunty-Aunty kah raha tha.. Aise to Maya hi bulata hoon..
‘Arre to maine bhi isi liye bola tha.. Taaki kisi ko shak na ho.’ To maine bola- Aap naam bhi le sakti thi.
‘Arre baba.. Sorry.. Mujhe maaf kar de.. Galti ho gayi aur road par dhyaan de.’
Phir wo mujhse boli- Wasie hum dinner par kahan chal rahe hain? To maine bola- Jahan aap sahi samjho.
Usne bola- Ab teri pahli date ko kuch special tareeke se banani hai.. To kuch special karte hain. Ek kaam karo Landmark chalte hain.
To maine bola- Itna mera budget nahin hai.. Kisi saste aur achhe hotel mein chalte hain.
To wo mere gaalon par pyar bhari chutki lekar boli- Yaar too kitna bhola hai.. Main isi kaaran tujh par marrne lagi hoon.. Par abhi main jaisa bolti hoon.. Waisa hi karo, Nahin to mujhe bura lagega.
To maine bola- Par meri ek shart hai.
Boli- Kaisi?
Maine bola- Jo bhi bill hoga use main hi doonga.. Abhi mere paas 2500 rupaye ke aas-paas hain to main aapko 2500 rupaye de raha hoon aur aage jitna bhi hoga use aapko main jab baad mein doonga to aap le logi.
Unhone bola- Yaar ye kya.. Main tumse pyar karti hoon.. Aisa nahin kar sakti.. Mera sab kuch tumhara hi hai.
Maine bhi bola- Wo sab theek hai.. Par meri ichha hai ki main bhi apni girl-friend ko pahli date par apne paison par le jaaun.
Mere munh se girl-friend shabd apne liye sun kar uski aankhon mein khushi ke aansoo aa gaye.. Jise maine bhaanp liya aur bola- Dekho ab rone na lagna.. Nahin to chehra achha na lagega aur make-up bhi kharaab ho jaayega.
Meri is reaction par usne mere gaalon par ek chummi jad di aur mera haath jo ki gear par tha uske uppar apna haath rakh kar mujhse pyar bhari baatein karne lagi.
Baaton hi baaton mein kab usne apna haath utha kar meri jaangh par rakh kar sahlaana chaloo kar diya.. Mujhe pata hi na chala.
Ye sab kuch mere saath itne romantic tareeke se mere saath pahli baar ho raha tha.
Mujhe tab hosh aaya jab unke haath ne meri jeans ke uppar se hi mere laude par daab dena chaloo kiya.
Yaar kya ehsaas tha.. Bas yehi lag raha tha ki ye samay yahin ruk jaye..
Khair.. Hum tab tak Landmark ke paas pahunch gaye to maine unhne theek se baithne ke liye bola aur hotel ke entry-gate par unhen utaar kar gaadi parking mein lagaane chala gaya.
Wahan mujhe mere Papa ke dost apni family ke saath mile to main unko dekh kar darr hi gaya tha.. Par ‘Thank God’ ki wo wahan se jaa rahe thay.
Kisi ki birth-day party mein aaye thay.. Unhone mujhse baat ki, To maine bola- Arre main bazaar mein aaya tha baahar parking full thi to mere dost ne bola andar park kar do.. Uski ye new car hai.
Isliye to wo bole- Theek kiya.. Achha main chalta hoon. Wo itna kah kar jab chale gaye.. Tab jaakar jaan mein jaan aayi.
Khair.. Main aap logon ko bata doon ki is hotel ke bagal mein Kanpur ki ek bada bazaar hai.. Jahan har tarah ke fashion accessories miltee hai aur shaam ko bheed ke kaaran gaadi parking ki problem yahan aam baat hai aur galat jagah gaadi park karne par police utha le jaati hai.
Ab main apni kahani par aata hoon.
Phir jab main entry-gate par pahuncha to Maya boli- Kyon kya hua.. Bada samay laga diya tumne?
To maine use poora waakia bata diya.. Jo udhar hua tha. To Maya boli- Chalo badhiya hua.. Yahin mil gaye.. Ab hum chalte hain.
Phir hum log andar gaye aur lift se food court waali floor par pahunch gaye. Wahan par hum logon ne ek couple seat lee.. Waise to weekend par seat milna mushkil hota hai.. Par us din koi khaas bheed nahin thi.
Phir waitor aaya aur menu dekar chala gaya to maine Maya se bola- Jo tumhein pasand ho.. Wo mangwa lo aaj tumhare mann ka hi khaunga.
To Maya ne waitor ko bulaya aur use order diya aur starter mein paneer-tikka mangwaya.
Sabhi paathkon ke sandeshon ke liye dhanyawaad.. Mere mail par isi tarah apne sujhaaon ko mujhse share karte rahiyega.
Phir se Dhanyawaad.
Is ID ke dwara aap facebook par bhi jud sakte hain dhanyawaad.
Meri chudaai ki abheepsa ki yeh madmast kahani jaari rahegi.
Kahani ke peechle bhaag mein aapne padha..
‘Arre maine company poochi hai..’ To boli- ‘Heugo boss’ ka hai.
To maine bhi muskura kar bola- Phir to fit hai boss.. Waise aaj itna saj-dhaj ke chalogi to pakka do-chaar ki jaan to le hi logi.
To boli- Mujhe to bas apne is aashiq se matlab hai aur maine tumhari khushi ke liye ye sa kiya hai taaki tumhari pahli date ko haseen bana sakoon.Ab aage..
Maine kaha- Par itna sab karke hum chalenge kaise.. Bike se to jamega bhi nahin.
To usne mujhe car ki chaabhi di aur boli- Mujhe to chalani aati nahin… Agar tumhein aati hai to chalo.. Nahin to phir hum bike se hi chalte hain.
To maine unse chaabhi lee aur bola- Yaar main bahut achhe se chala leta hoon.. To wo kuch muskura kar boli- Hmmm bistar par to achha chalate ho.. Ab road par bhi dekh loongi.
Maine usko ek aankh maari aur phir main aur wo chal diye. Maya ne appartment ke guard ko chaabhi di aur bola- Jaao car baahar le aao..
Wo kaafi samajhdaar thi.. Kyonki use to chalani aati nahin thi aur wo jaati to kaise laati aur mere saath agar baith kar nikalti to use aur log bhi notice karte.
Maine uske dimaag ki daad to tab di…
Jab guard lekar aaya to usne jhat se hi driving seat ke opposite side wala gate khola aur mujhse boli- Abhi mujhe dekhna hai ki tum car chalana seekhe ye apne dost ki hi tarah ho.. Kyonki Vinod kewal kaam chalau hi chala paata hai.. Aaj tak maine kabhi bhi use car chalate nahin dekha tha.
Main bhi uski ‘haan’ mein ‘haan’ milaate huye bola- Aunty ye baat hai.. To aap baithiye
aur aaj main hi poori driving karoonga aur use ek aankh maar kar gaadi mein baithne laga.
To guard bola- Madam aap risk kyon le rahi hain.. Aap hi le jaaiye na.. To Aunty boli- Arre bachhe ko mauka nahin milega to seekhega kaise?
Phir maine gaadi start ki aur chal diya.. Kuch door pahunchte hi unse gusse mein bola- Main abhi bachha hoon.
To boli- To kya kahti usse ki mera Pati hai.. Aur tumne bhi mujhe Aunty bulaya tha.. Samjho baat barabar.
To maine bola- Arre doosra koi na sune.. Isliye main Aunty-Aunty kah raha tha.. Aise to Maya hi bulata hoon..
‘Arre to maine bhi isi liye bola tha.. Taaki kisi ko shak na ho.’ To maine bola- Aap naam bhi le sakti thi.
‘Arre baba.. Sorry.. Mujhe maaf kar de.. Galti ho gayi aur road par dhyaan de.’
Phir wo mujhse boli- Wasie hum dinner par kahan chal rahe hain? To maine bola- Jahan aap sahi samjho.
Usne bola- Ab teri pahli date ko kuch special tareeke se banani hai.. To kuch special karte hain. Ek kaam karo Landmark chalte hain.
To maine bola- Itna mera budget nahin hai.. Kisi saste aur achhe hotel mein chalte hain.
To wo mere gaalon par pyar bhari chutki lekar boli- Yaar too kitna bhola hai.. Main isi kaaran tujh par marrne lagi hoon.. Par abhi main jaisa bolti hoon.. Waisa hi karo, Nahin to mujhe bura lagega.
To maine bola- Par meri ek shart hai.
Boli- Kaisi?
Maine bola- Jo bhi bill hoga use main hi doonga.. Abhi mere paas 2500 rupaye ke aas-paas hain to main aapko 2500 rupaye de raha hoon aur aage jitna bhi hoga use aapko main jab baad mein doonga to aap le logi.
Unhone bola- Yaar ye kya.. Main tumse pyar karti hoon.. Aisa nahin kar sakti.. Mera sab kuch tumhara hi hai.
Maine bhi bola- Wo sab theek hai.. Par meri ichha hai ki main bhi apni girl-friend ko pahli date par apne paison par le jaaun.
Mere munh se girl-friend shabd apne liye sun kar uski aankhon mein khushi ke aansoo aa gaye.. Jise maine bhaanp liya aur bola- Dekho ab rone na lagna.. Nahin to chehra achha na lagega aur make-up bhi kharaab ho jaayega.
Meri is reaction par usne mere gaalon par ek chummi jad di aur mera haath jo ki gear par tha uske uppar apna haath rakh kar mujhse pyar bhari baatein karne lagi.
Baaton hi baaton mein kab usne apna haath utha kar meri jaangh par rakh kar sahlaana chaloo kar diya.. Mujhe pata hi na chala.
Ye sab kuch mere saath itne romantic tareeke se mere saath pahli baar ho raha tha.
Mujhe tab hosh aaya jab unke haath ne meri jeans ke uppar se hi mere laude par daab dena chaloo kiya.
Yaar kya ehsaas tha.. Bas yehi lag raha tha ki ye samay yahin ruk jaye..
Khair.. Hum tab tak Landmark ke paas pahunch gaye to maine unhne theek se baithne ke liye bola aur hotel ke entry-gate par unhen utaar kar gaadi parking mein lagaane chala gaya.
Wahan mujhe mere Papa ke dost apni family ke saath mile to main unko dekh kar darr hi gaya tha.. Par ‘Thank God’ ki wo wahan se jaa rahe thay.
Kisi ki birth-day party mein aaye thay.. Unhone mujhse baat ki, To maine bola- Arre main bazaar mein aaya tha baahar parking full thi to mere dost ne bola andar park kar do.. Uski ye new car hai.
Isliye to wo bole- Theek kiya.. Achha main chalta hoon. Wo itna kah kar jab chale gaye.. Tab jaakar jaan mein jaan aayi.
Khair.. Main aap logon ko bata doon ki is hotel ke bagal mein Kanpur ki ek bada bazaar hai.. Jahan har tarah ke fashion accessories miltee hai aur shaam ko bheed ke kaaran gaadi parking ki problem yahan aam baat hai aur galat jagah gaadi park karne par police utha le jaati hai.
Ab main apni kahani par aata hoon.
Phir jab main entry-gate par pahuncha to Maya boli- Kyon kya hua.. Bada samay laga diya tumne?
To maine use poora waakia bata diya.. Jo udhar hua tha. To Maya boli- Chalo badhiya hua.. Yahin mil gaye.. Ab hum chalte hain.
Phir hum log andar gaye aur lift se food court waali floor par pahunch gaye. Wahan par hum logon ne ek couple seat lee.. Waise to weekend par seat milna mushkil hota hai.. Par us din koi khaas bheed nahin thi.
Phir waitor aaya aur menu dekar chala gaya to maine Maya se bola- Jo tumhein pasand ho.. Wo mangwa lo aaj tumhare mann ka hi khaunga.
To Maya ne waitor ko bulaya aur use order diya aur starter mein paneer-tikka mangwaya.
Sabhi paathkon ke sandeshon ke liye dhanyawaad.. Mere mail par isi tarah apne sujhaaon ko mujhse share karte rahiyega.
Phir se Dhanyawaad.
Is ID ke dwara aap facebook par bhi jud sakte hain dhanyawaad.
Meri chudaai ki abheepsa ki yeh madmast kahani jaari rahegi.
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