Author : Rahul Tara
Kahani ke peechle bhaag mein aapne padha..
To maine bola- Phone to off hai abhi aap ne bola hai.. Kahin Maa ne phir Vinod se baat ki.. To gadbad ho sakti hai.
To main ab ghar hokar aata hoon aur main bhi kapde pahanne laga aur jaate-jaate usse poocha- Haan.. To aaj gaand maarne dogi na?
To boli- Bas raat tak wait karo aur ghar hokar jaldi se aap.. Main tumhara intezaar karoongi.Ab aage..
Phir main wahan se apne ghar ki oar chal diya aur kareeb 10 minute mein ghar pahuncha.. Darwaaza band hone ke kaaran ghanti bajaayi..
To meri Maa ne darwaaza khola aur mujhe dekhte hi badbadane lagi- Tumhara koi farz nahin banta ki ek baar ghar par baat kar loon aur apna phone bhi off kiye thay?
To maine unko samjhaya- Maa aisa nahin hai.. Main aur Aunty ghar ka samaan lene bazaar gaye thay.. To Vinod se pata chala tha.. Par samaan jyaada hone ki wajah se
maine socha.. Baad mein main khud hi aap se mil aaunga aur mere game khlene ki aadat aap jaanti hi ho… To phone raat mein hi off ho gaya tha aur charger ghar par hi hai… Isi wajah se.. Aap se baat nahin kar paaya.
Khair.. Aap bolo.. Koi kaam ho main kar deta hoon.. Phir mujhe wahan bhi jaldi nikalna hai.. Sabji bhi lekar jaani hai.. Unke yahan khatam ho gayi hai.. Varna unko khana pakaane mein der ho jaayegi..
Itna sab bahana banane ke baad Maa kuch shaant huyi.. Aur boli- Arre koi kaam nahin tha.. Maine bas tere haal lene ke liye phone kiye tha. Tera subah se hi phone off jaa raha tha aur Maya jee ka mere paas number bhi nahin tha aur Vinod se bhi tere koi haal-chaal nahin mile thay.. To mujhe chinta ho rahi thi ki kya baat ho gayi.. Bas aur kuch nahin tha..
Khair koi baat nahin.. Tum jaldi jaao.. Nahin to Bahan jee ko khana banane mein raat jyaada ho jaayegi aur haan.. Apna charger bhi lete jaana.. Waise kal tumhara dost kitne baje tak aa jaayega?
To maine unhen bataya kal subah 11 baje tak.. Phir wo kuch nahin boli.
Maine kapde badle aur kuch partywear kapde laptop ke bag mein rakhe… Saath hi charger bhi daala aur Maa se bola- Achha Maa.. Main ab chalta hoon.
To unhone bola- Kal samay se aa jaana aur agar der ho.. To phone kar dena.
Phir main ‘Okay’ bol kar apne ghar se Maya ke ghar ki oar chal diya.
Ab bas mere dimaag mein Maya ke chikne gol nitamb naach rahe thay ki kaise aaj main uski gaand bajaunga aur yoon hi khyaalon mein khoya huye kab main unke ghar
pahuncha.. Pata hi na chala.
Phir maine ghanti bajaayi to thodi der baad Maya ne darwaaza khola aur mujhe dekhte huye bade ascharya se boli- Arre Rahul abhi to bas gaya tha aur itni jaldi aa bhi gaya.
To maine turant bag sofe par patka aur use baahon mein bhar kar pyaar karte huye uske chooche daba kar kaha- Yaar teri gaand ne mujhe itna deewana bana rakha hai ki mera mann kahin lag hi na raha tha.
To usne mere gaalon par chutki lee aur english mein shaitaani bhare lahje se boli- You are so sweet and sour.. Too bada haramkhor hai..
To maine bhi uske bhonpoo kas kar daba kar jawaab diya- Seekha to tujhi se hi hai. Phir wo ek shararat bhari muskaan ke saath boli- Dekh abhi main tere liye chai laati hoon aur tab tak too fresh ho jaa.. Jab tak too chai piyega.. Main taiyaar hokar aa jaaungi.. Phir hum kisi achhe se hotel mein dinner karne chalenge.
To maine bhi usse muskura kar bola- Aaj tum mujhe bina kahe hi chai pila rahi ho.. Kya baat hai jo itna khyaal hai mera..
To Maya boli- Arre kuch nahin.. Jab too mera itna khyaal rakhta hai.. To mera bhi farz banta hai. Itna kah kar wo rasoi mein chali gayi aur main wshroom chala gaya.
Maine chehra wagairah saaf kiya aur apna bag khol kar kapde nikaale.
Tab tak Maya chai le aayi aur mere kapde dekh kar boli- Ohho… Kya baat hai Rahul kisi aur ko bhi neeche giraane ka iraada hai.
To maine bola- Aisa nahin.. Wo to main isliye laya tha kyonki pehli baar kisi ke saath main dinner par jaa raha hoon.. To is pal ko aur achha karne ke liye maine aisa kiya hai.
To boli- Waise jo pahne ho.. Wo bhi theek hai.. Par jab laaye ho.. To badal lo.. Ab to mujhe bhi teri tarah sajna padega.. Taaki main tere is pal ko aur haseen kar doon. Ab tum chai ki chuskioyn ka anand lo aur main chali taiyaar hone..
To maine jhat se ek haath se chai ka mug pakda aur doosre haath se unke chooche maske..
To boli- Arre chhodo.. Abhi raat bhi apni hi hai.. Nahin to jaane mein der ho jaayegi. Maine bola- Chuskiyon ka maza jo tere mammae dete hain wo chai mein kahan.. Aur ek baar uske mast mammon ko phir se daba diya.
To Maya boli- Achha.. Ab jaane bhi do.. Raat ko jee bhar ke chuskiyon le le kar pee lena.. Par abhi tum sirf chai piyo.
Itna kahkar wo chali gayi aur maine bhi chai khatam ki. Main apne kapde pahanne laga aur taiyaar ho gaya aur wahin sofe par baith kar Maya ka intezaar karne laga ghadi dekhi.. To 8 baj chuke thay par Maya abhi tak nahin aayi.
Maine mann mein socha pata nahin ye kitna der lagayegi to maine awaaz lagayi- Aunty aur kitni der lagaogi?
To wo boli- Bas thoda aur wait karo.. Dekhte hi dekhte 8:30 baj gaye.. Maine phir zor se awaaz di- Aunty jaldi karo.. To wo boli- Bas ho gaya abhi aayi..
Kareeb 5 minute baad Aunty aa gayi aur mujhse boli- Tumko itni baar bola mujhe Aunty-wanty nahin.. Maya bola karo.. Par tumhein samajh nahin aata kya?
Par unki is baat ka mere uppar koi asar nahin pada ki wo kya kah rahi hai kyonki main use dekhta hi rah gaya tha.
Aaj wo kisi model se kam nahin dikh rahi thi.. Kya bala ki khoobsurat lag rahi thi jaise Priyanka Chopra..
Usne apne baalon ko pony-tail ki tarah baandh rakha tha aur net waala anaarkali suit pahna hua tha.. Aankhon mein kaajal aur maskara wagairah laga kar makeup kar rakha tha..
Aaj wo waaakayi bahut sundar si kisi pari ki tarah dikh rahi thi. Uske honthon par jo surkh laal rang ki lipstick thi.. Wo bhi shine maar rahi thi.
Main to uske roop-saundrya mein itna kho gaya tha ki mujhe kuch bhi sunaai nahin de raha tha aur sirf wahi dikhaai bhi de rahi thi.
Yaar kya gazab ka maal lag rahi thi.. Dekh kar lag hi nahin raha tha ki ye Ruchi ki Maa hai ya uski badi Bahan hai.. Maine use apni baahon mein lekar choom liya uske gardan aur uske kapdon se kaafi achhi sugandh aa rahi thi.. Jo ki kisi imported scent ki lag rahi thi.
Maine usse poocha- Kaun si company ka kamaal hai.. Jo itna maadak mahak de rahi hai?
To usne bataya- Abhi peechle baar mere pati laaye thay.
‘Arre maine company poochi hai..’ To boli- ‘Heugo boss’ ka hai.
To maine bhi muskura kar bola- Phir to fit hai boss.. Waise aaj itna saj-dhaj ke chalogi to pakka do-chaar ki jaan to le hi logi.
To boli- Mujhe to bas apne is aashiq se matlab hai aur maine tumhari khushi ke liye ye sa kiya hai taaki tumhari pahli date ko haseen bana sakoon.
Sabhi paathkon ke sandeshon ke liye dhanyawaad.. Mere mail par isi tarah apne sujhaaon ko mujhse share karte rahiyega.
Phir se Dhanyawaad.
Is ID ke dwara aap facebook par bhi jud sakte hain dhanyawaad.
Meri chudaai ki abheepsa ki yeh madmast kahani jaari rahegi.
Kahani ke peechle bhaag mein aapne padha..
To maine bola- Phone to off hai abhi aap ne bola hai.. Kahin Maa ne phir Vinod se baat ki.. To gadbad ho sakti hai.
To main ab ghar hokar aata hoon aur main bhi kapde pahanne laga aur jaate-jaate usse poocha- Haan.. To aaj gaand maarne dogi na?
To boli- Bas raat tak wait karo aur ghar hokar jaldi se aap.. Main tumhara intezaar karoongi.Ab aage..
Phir main wahan se apne ghar ki oar chal diya aur kareeb 10 minute mein ghar pahuncha.. Darwaaza band hone ke kaaran ghanti bajaayi..
To meri Maa ne darwaaza khola aur mujhe dekhte hi badbadane lagi- Tumhara koi farz nahin banta ki ek baar ghar par baat kar loon aur apna phone bhi off kiye thay?
To maine unko samjhaya- Maa aisa nahin hai.. Main aur Aunty ghar ka samaan lene bazaar gaye thay.. To Vinod se pata chala tha.. Par samaan jyaada hone ki wajah se
maine socha.. Baad mein main khud hi aap se mil aaunga aur mere game khlene ki aadat aap jaanti hi ho… To phone raat mein hi off ho gaya tha aur charger ghar par hi hai… Isi wajah se.. Aap se baat nahin kar paaya.
Khair.. Aap bolo.. Koi kaam ho main kar deta hoon.. Phir mujhe wahan bhi jaldi nikalna hai.. Sabji bhi lekar jaani hai.. Unke yahan khatam ho gayi hai.. Varna unko khana pakaane mein der ho jaayegi..
Itna sab bahana banane ke baad Maa kuch shaant huyi.. Aur boli- Arre koi kaam nahin tha.. Maine bas tere haal lene ke liye phone kiye tha. Tera subah se hi phone off jaa raha tha aur Maya jee ka mere paas number bhi nahin tha aur Vinod se bhi tere koi haal-chaal nahin mile thay.. To mujhe chinta ho rahi thi ki kya baat ho gayi.. Bas aur kuch nahin tha..
Khair koi baat nahin.. Tum jaldi jaao.. Nahin to Bahan jee ko khana banane mein raat jyaada ho jaayegi aur haan.. Apna charger bhi lete jaana.. Waise kal tumhara dost kitne baje tak aa jaayega?
To maine unhen bataya kal subah 11 baje tak.. Phir wo kuch nahin boli.
Maine kapde badle aur kuch partywear kapde laptop ke bag mein rakhe… Saath hi charger bhi daala aur Maa se bola- Achha Maa.. Main ab chalta hoon.
To unhone bola- Kal samay se aa jaana aur agar der ho.. To phone kar dena.
Phir main ‘Okay’ bol kar apne ghar se Maya ke ghar ki oar chal diya.
Ab bas mere dimaag mein Maya ke chikne gol nitamb naach rahe thay ki kaise aaj main uski gaand bajaunga aur yoon hi khyaalon mein khoya huye kab main unke ghar
pahuncha.. Pata hi na chala.
Phir maine ghanti bajaayi to thodi der baad Maya ne darwaaza khola aur mujhe dekhte huye bade ascharya se boli- Arre Rahul abhi to bas gaya tha aur itni jaldi aa bhi gaya.
To maine turant bag sofe par patka aur use baahon mein bhar kar pyaar karte huye uske chooche daba kar kaha- Yaar teri gaand ne mujhe itna deewana bana rakha hai ki mera mann kahin lag hi na raha tha.
To usne mere gaalon par chutki lee aur english mein shaitaani bhare lahje se boli- You are so sweet and sour.. Too bada haramkhor hai..
To maine bhi uske bhonpoo kas kar daba kar jawaab diya- Seekha to tujhi se hi hai. Phir wo ek shararat bhari muskaan ke saath boli- Dekh abhi main tere liye chai laati hoon aur tab tak too fresh ho jaa.. Jab tak too chai piyega.. Main taiyaar hokar aa jaaungi.. Phir hum kisi achhe se hotel mein dinner karne chalenge.
To maine bhi usse muskura kar bola- Aaj tum mujhe bina kahe hi chai pila rahi ho.. Kya baat hai jo itna khyaal hai mera..
To Maya boli- Arre kuch nahin.. Jab too mera itna khyaal rakhta hai.. To mera bhi farz banta hai. Itna kah kar wo rasoi mein chali gayi aur main wshroom chala gaya.
Maine chehra wagairah saaf kiya aur apna bag khol kar kapde nikaale.
Tab tak Maya chai le aayi aur mere kapde dekh kar boli- Ohho… Kya baat hai Rahul kisi aur ko bhi neeche giraane ka iraada hai.
To maine bola- Aisa nahin.. Wo to main isliye laya tha kyonki pehli baar kisi ke saath main dinner par jaa raha hoon.. To is pal ko aur achha karne ke liye maine aisa kiya hai.
To boli- Waise jo pahne ho.. Wo bhi theek hai.. Par jab laaye ho.. To badal lo.. Ab to mujhe bhi teri tarah sajna padega.. Taaki main tere is pal ko aur haseen kar doon. Ab tum chai ki chuskioyn ka anand lo aur main chali taiyaar hone..
To maine jhat se ek haath se chai ka mug pakda aur doosre haath se unke chooche maske..
To boli- Arre chhodo.. Abhi raat bhi apni hi hai.. Nahin to jaane mein der ho jaayegi. Maine bola- Chuskiyon ka maza jo tere mammae dete hain wo chai mein kahan.. Aur ek baar uske mast mammon ko phir se daba diya.
To Maya boli- Achha.. Ab jaane bhi do.. Raat ko jee bhar ke chuskiyon le le kar pee lena.. Par abhi tum sirf chai piyo.
Itna kahkar wo chali gayi aur maine bhi chai khatam ki. Main apne kapde pahanne laga aur taiyaar ho gaya aur wahin sofe par baith kar Maya ka intezaar karne laga ghadi dekhi.. To 8 baj chuke thay par Maya abhi tak nahin aayi.
Maine mann mein socha pata nahin ye kitna der lagayegi to maine awaaz lagayi- Aunty aur kitni der lagaogi?
To wo boli- Bas thoda aur wait karo.. Dekhte hi dekhte 8:30 baj gaye.. Maine phir zor se awaaz di- Aunty jaldi karo.. To wo boli- Bas ho gaya abhi aayi..
Kareeb 5 minute baad Aunty aa gayi aur mujhse boli- Tumko itni baar bola mujhe Aunty-wanty nahin.. Maya bola karo.. Par tumhein samajh nahin aata kya?
Par unki is baat ka mere uppar koi asar nahin pada ki wo kya kah rahi hai kyonki main use dekhta hi rah gaya tha.
Aaj wo kisi model se kam nahin dikh rahi thi.. Kya bala ki khoobsurat lag rahi thi jaise Priyanka Chopra..
Usne apne baalon ko pony-tail ki tarah baandh rakha tha aur net waala anaarkali suit pahna hua tha.. Aankhon mein kaajal aur maskara wagairah laga kar makeup kar rakha tha..
Aaj wo waaakayi bahut sundar si kisi pari ki tarah dikh rahi thi. Uske honthon par jo surkh laal rang ki lipstick thi.. Wo bhi shine maar rahi thi.
Main to uske roop-saundrya mein itna kho gaya tha ki mujhe kuch bhi sunaai nahin de raha tha aur sirf wahi dikhaai bhi de rahi thi.
Yaar kya gazab ka maal lag rahi thi.. Dekh kar lag hi nahin raha tha ki ye Ruchi ki Maa hai ya uski badi Bahan hai.. Maine use apni baahon mein lekar choom liya uske gardan aur uske kapdon se kaafi achhi sugandh aa rahi thi.. Jo ki kisi imported scent ki lag rahi thi.
Maine usse poocha- Kaun si company ka kamaal hai.. Jo itna maadak mahak de rahi hai?
To usne bataya- Abhi peechle baar mere pati laaye thay.
‘Arre maine company poochi hai..’ To boli- ‘Heugo boss’ ka hai.
To maine bhi muskura kar bola- Phir to fit hai boss.. Waise aaj itna saj-dhaj ke chalogi to pakka do-chaar ki jaan to le hi logi.
To boli- Mujhe to bas apne is aashiq se matlab hai aur maine tumhari khushi ke liye ye sa kiya hai taaki tumhari pahli date ko haseen bana sakoon.
Sabhi paathkon ke sandeshon ke liye dhanyawaad.. Mere mail par isi tarah apne sujhaaon ko mujhse share karte rahiyega.
Phir se Dhanyawaad.
Is ID ke dwara aap facebook par bhi jud sakte hain dhanyawaad.
Meri chudaai ki abheepsa ki yeh madmast kahani jaari rahegi.
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