Sunday, August 30, 2015

Vigyan Se Choot Chudai Gyan Tak-23

Raat ka khana khaakar wo apne kamre mein baithi huyi kuch soch rahi thi. Deepali ko Priya ki kahi baat dimaag mein ghoomne lagi wo apne aap se baatein karne lagi.
Deepali- Kya aisa ho sakta hai Priya ke mann mein ye baat aayi kaise.. Chhi.. Mujhe to soch kar hi ghinn aa rahi hai.

Ohh.. Doston, Sorry aapka dimaag ghumaane ke liye.. Aap soch rahe honge aakhir aisi kya baat kahi Priya ne jo Deepali itna soch rahi hai.
Chalo aapko jyaada pareshaan nahin karungi.. Subah kya hua.. Wo bata deti hoon iske liye kahani ko wapas thoda peeche le jaan hoga to chalo mere saath.



Deepali- Kya hua aise bhaag kar kyon aa rahi hai.. Kya baat karni hai.
Priya- Yaar bahut jaroori baat hai… Isi liye bhaag kar aayi hoon.

Deepali- Achha bata.. Kya baat hai?

Priya- Yaar jab too school aayi thi tab Maddy se baat karne ke baad jab andar gayi.. Tab Sonu aur Deepak bhi wahan aa gaye.
Priya ne unke beech huyi baat Deepali ko bataayi.. Deepali ke chehre ke bhaav badalne lage chinta ki lakeerein uske maathe par saaf dikh rahi thi.

Deepali- Ohh my God… Tum sach kah rahi ho.. Thanks yaar tumne ye baat mujhe bata di.. Achha ek baat suno kisi ko bhi ye baat mat batana okay.. Main apne tareeke se kuch sochoongi.

Priya- Arre nahin yaar main paagal hoon kya..
Deepali- Thanks yaar..

Priya- Yaar please.. Mera ek kaam kar dogi.. Please please naa mat kahna..
Deepali- Okay kaho.. Agar mere bas mein hoga to jaroor kar doongi..

Priya- Dekh yaar too to jaanti hai na school mein mujhe koi bhaav nahin deta aur waise bhi mere mann mein bas Deepak basa hua hai… Kisi aur ka khyaal mere dimaag mein aata hi nahin magar too jaanti hai wo mera door ka chachera bhai hai. Ab sun wo tumhein chodna chahta hai aur main usse chudna chahti hoon.. Bas too kuch bhi jugaad karke mujhe Deepak se chudwaane mein help kar de.

Priya bolti rahi aur Deepali bas aankhen faade usko dekhne lagi. Aap aisa samjho ki Deepali ko uski baat sun kar bahut bada jhatka sa laga.

Deepali- Too pagal ho gayi hai kya? Aisa nahin ho sakta.. Toone ye sab socha bhi kaise? Main ismein tumhari koi help karoongi okay…
Priya- Dekh too soch le toone pahle ‘haan’ kahi hai ab agar too na karegi to main kuch kar baithoongi.. Baad mein tumko pachtaana padega..

Deepali- Ye kya bakwaas hai.. Mujhe kyon pachtaana padega haan… Aur toone ye soch bhi kaise liya.. Meri to samajh ke baahar hai.
Priya- Achha too Vikas Sir se chude wo theek aur main galat.. Na na jyaada soch mat… Main batati hoon.. Jab too paper lene gayi aur kaafi der tak nahin aayi.. Main tumko bulaane wahan aayi thi.. Magar Sir ko dekh kar main ek taraf chhup gayi aur tab tum logon ki baat maine suni hai. Ab jaahir si baat hai itna to gyaan hai mujhe.. Ki bina chude to too aisi baat Sir se karegi nahin…

Deepali ne apne haath munh par rakh liye.. Aaj Priya usko ek ke baad ek jhatke de rahi thi. Deepali ka gala sookh gaya.. Badi mushkil se usne bola.

Deepali- Yaar mujhe to kuch samajh nahin aa raha.. Chal is baat ko goli maar.. Dekh Priya too achhi tarah soch samajh kar dekh le.. Uske baad bhi agar tumko lagta hai ki ye sahi hai to okay.. Main tumhara ye kaam kar doongi.. Magar ye baat raaz hi rakhna.

Priya- Maine achhi tarah soch kar hi tumko kaha hai.
Deepali- Nahin.. Too kal mujhe final bata dena.. Uske baad samjhoongi.. Okay..

Priya- Chal theek hai… Kal bata doongi ab too jaa aur please too bhi kisi ko batana mat.
Deepali- Too paagal hai kya… Ye baat kisi ko bataane ki hai kya.. Chal bye kal milte hain.

To doston ab aapko saari baat samajh mein aa gayi hogi.. Sorry maine peechle dialogue dobaara yahan likhe magar aise aapko samajh nahin aata.. Chalo ab aage ki kahani ka maza lijiye.

Deepali sochte-sochte achanak se uthi use kuc yaad aaya aur usne ek chhoti dairy dekhna shuru ki.. Thodi der baad usne ek number ko gour se dekha aur us par phone lagaya.

Phone ki ghanti bajne lagi.. Thodi der baad kisi ne phone uthaaya.

Deepali- Hello kya main Priya se baat kar sakti hoon?
Priya- Arre Deepali too.. Haan bol kya baat hai aur mera number tujhe kahan se mila?

Deepali- Arre yaar peechle exam ke waqt toone hi to diya tha.. Yaad hai?
Priya- Haan yaad aaya.. Magar abhi tujhe kya jaroorat pad gayi.. Phone karne ki.. Wo to bata?

Deepali- Dekh aise phone par main nahin bata sakti.. Too kal school ke baad mere saath mere ghar aa sakti hai kya? Bahut jaroori baat karni hai.
Priya- Haan padhai ke bahaane se aa to sakti hoon magar ye baat to too kal bhi bol sakti thi.. Abhi phone kyon kiya.

Deepali- Nahin kal bolti to too ghar mein kisi ko kaise batati ab sun subah school aane ke pahle apni Mom ko bata kar aana taaki kisi ko koi shak na ho samjhi.
Priya- Haan yaar ye to maine socha hi nahin chal okay bye.. Kal milte hain.

Agle din Deepali school jaa rahi thi tab Maddy raaste mein usko mil gaya.

Maddy- Hye Deepali Good morning kaisi ho?
Deepali- Good morning kya baat hai aaj gate par nahin khade huye… Yahan kya kar rahe ho?

Maddy- Tumhara intezaar kar raha tha.. Wahan wo mere dost hote hai na.. Tumko achha nahin lagta isliye maine socha yehi baat kar loon.

Deepali- Dekho Maddy waise to mujhe tum pasand nahin ho kyonki tum teenon ke hi charche school mein hote rahte hain magar tumhein maine kabhi kisi ko pareshaan karte huye nahin dekha isliye tumse baat ki.. Ab aise akele mein yahan-wahan mujhse baat mat kiya karo.

Maddy- Thanks jo tumnne mujhe samjha magar tum galat soch rahi ho main yahan kisi jaroori kaam se aaya hoon.
Deepali- Kaisa kaam?

Maddy- Please bura mat manna.. Tum Monday ko aa rahi ho na.. Bas ye confirm karna tha kyonki agar tum aaogi to maine socha hai hotel mein party doonga.. Aur agar nahin aaogi to itna kharcha kyon karoon.. Ghar mein hi sab ko bula loonga.

Deepali- Achha is baat ka main kya matlab nikaloon.. Sirf mere liye hi tum kharcha karna chahte ho aur kisi ki koi value nahin hai kya?
Maddy- Tum phir galat samajh rahi ho dekho tum achhi ladki ho.. Agar tum aaogi to kuch khaas logon ke saath hum chupchaap mein hotel mein party kar lenge uske baad main ghar aakar dobaara mere faltoo doston ke saath shaamil ho jaaunga.. Unko main tumhaare saamne nahin laana chahta.. Bas yehi asli baat hai.

Maddy ki baaton ne Deepali ko kaafi prabhavit kiya usko badi khushi huyi ye jaankar ki khaas uske liye Maddy ye sab kar raha hai magar usko ek baat aur samajh mein aa gayi ki Maddy usko daana daal raha hai saara chakkar chut chodne ka hai bas.

Deepali- Main 100% aaungi jaao tumko jo taiyaari karni hai kar lo. Maddy ekdum khush ho gaya aur wahan se chala gaya. Deepali bhi school ki taraf badhne lagi.

Doston, Aaj Vikas Sir ne Deepali ko kai baar dekha magar aaj Deepali ne bas halki si muskaan di uska dhyaan to Priya par tha.. Din aise hi beet gaya.

Chutti ke baad Priya ko lekar wo ghar ki taraf jaane lagi.

Deepali- Haan to ab bata toone kya socha?
Priya- Sochna kya tha mera to ab bhi wahi jawaab hai ki haan.. Mujhe Deepak chahiye bas.

Deepali- Achha ek baat to bata tere dimaag mein ye khyaal aaya kaise aur Deepak hi kyon aur koi bhi to ho sakta hai.. Agar too kahe to Sir se baat kar loon.. Ismein do faayde hain.. Ek to Sir maza bahut dete hain doosra too bhai ke saath sex ke paap se bach jaayegi.

Priya- Nahin nahin Sir ko batana bhi mat.. Samjhi aur kaisa paap.. Aajkal to sage bhai-bahan maza le rahe hain… Phir ye to door ke Chacha ka Beta hai.. Too ye gyaan dena band kar.. Bas ‘haan’ kah de ki meri help karegi aur idea kaise aaya ye lambi kahani hai… Ghar chal kar bataaungi.

Deepali- Achha haan.. Bas khush.. Magar toone kya soch kar mujhe ye baat bataayi hai.. Main kaise teri help karoongi.
Priya- Kal jab un teenon ki baat main suni.. Usi waqt mujhe ek idea dimaag mein aaya ki wo teenon tere uppar lattoo hain.. Agar kuch aisa ho ki teri jagah main aa jaaun aur unse chudwaa loon.. Bas yehi sochkar maine tere ko bataayi ye baat..

Deepali- Magar kaise yaar?
Priya- Too iski tension mat le.. Maine bahut si chudaai ki kahani padhi hai.. Ek se ek idea mere paas hai.
Deepali- Lo baaton mein pata bhi nahin chala.. Ghar bhi aa gaya.

Donon ghar mein chali jaati hain normal si formality ke baad donon saath khana khaa leti hain aur Deepali ke kamre mein padhai ke bahaane chali jaati hain.

Deepali- Chal aajaa ab yahan baith kar sabse pahle mujhe ye bata ki Deepak ka khyaal tujhe kaise aaya aur doosri baat kya kabhi toone kisi ke saath kuch kiya hai?
Priya- Nahin yaar ungli ke siwa kabhi kuch nahin kiya.. Haan Deepak ke baare mein tujhe shuru se sab batati hoon tabhi tumko meri chahat samajh mein aayegi.

Deepali- Chal bata main bhi to sunoo ki aakhi maazra kya hai?
Priya- Achha sun dekh too to jaanti hai Deepak aur uske dost kitne bigde huye hain.

Deepali- Haan yaar pata hai too apni bata na..
Priya- Too sun to.. Beech mein mat bol.
Deepali- Sorry chal.. Ab nahin boloongi.. Aage ki baat bata.
Priya- Kai baar Deepak apne doston ke saath sharaab peekar ghar aa jaata tha.. Kisi ko pata nahin chalta tha.

Deepali ekdum dhyaan se sun rahi thi.

Priya- Ab sun meri baat peechle ek saal se main chudaai ki kahani padh rahi hoon aur har tarah ki kahani maine padhi hai.. Usmein bahi-bahan ki kahani bhi shaamil thi. Mere dimaag mein chuddai karne ki ichha ne janam liya.

School mein koi mujhe dekhta bhi nahin tha aur meri chudne ki ichha din par din badhne lagi.
Ek baar Chacha jee ko Deepak ke sharaab peene ki aadat ka pata chal gaya aur unhone use bahut maara aur ghar se nikaal diya. Mere Papa ka nature thoda narm hai aur Chacha tez gusse waale hain. Tab mere Papa Deepak ko hamare yahan le aaye use jara bhi hosh na tha.. Badi mushkil se uppar mere kamre ke paas waale kamre mein use lita kar Papa chale gaye.

Unke jaane ke baad Maa ne kaha ki uske kamre mein paani rakh aao aur kuch fruits vagairah bhi rakh do.. Hosh aayega to khaa lega.

Bas doston aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai. Ab aap jaldi se mail karke batao ki maza aa raha hai ya nahin..! Kya aap janna nahin chahte ki aage kya hua?

To padhte rahiye aur anand lete rahiye…
Mujhe aap apne vichaar yahan mail karen.
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