Deepali par masti karne ka bhoot sawaar ho gaya tha.
Anuja iske aage kuch nahin boli.. Bas usko gusse se aankh dikhaayi aur kapde pahanne ko bol kar naasta laane chali gayi.
Naaste ke dauran bhi halki-fulkee baatein huyi.. Uske baad Vikas nikal gaya. Anuja aur Deepali bhi saath mein nikle.
Deepali ke ghar baahar gamle se chabhi lee.. Jaldi se usne dress pahna aur school ke liye nikal gayi. Chabhi waapas wahin rakh dee.Isi dauraan Anuja ne ghar ki taareef ki aur Deepali se kaha- School se waapas uske paas aa jaaye.. Uske Mom-Dad to shaam tak aayenge. Deepali ne Anuja ko kiss kiya aur bye bolkar chali gayi.
School ke gate par wahi teenon khade usko aate huye dekh rahe thay. Aaj Deepali ke chehre mein ajeeb si kashish thi aur wo badi chahakti huyi school mein enter huyi.
Deepak- Ufff saali kya item hai.. Yaar jab bhi saamne se gujarti hai.. Saala lauda isko salaami diye bina rah nahin paata hai.
Sonu- Yaar kab milegi ye saali.. Mann to karta hai saali ko zabardasti chod doon.
Maddy- Abe saale.. Hawasi rape ki sochio bhi mat.. Saala aajkal saza bahut khatarnaak hai.. Bahan ke laude seedhe faansi ki maang karte hain.
Sonu- To kya karen yaar.. Ye saali khud to aakar bolegi nahin ki aao meri chut maar lo.
Deepak- Yaar saali ke nakhre bhi bahut hain theek se dekhti bhi nahin hai aur na kisi se baat karti hai.
Maddy- Arre nakhre to honge hi.. School mein sabse jyaada khoobsurat maal hai aur saali ko Bhagwan ne figure bhi aisa diya ki dekhne wala ‘Aah’ bhare bina rah nahin sakta!
Deepak- Yaar kuch din baad exam shuru ho jayenge.. Uske baad school se chutti.. Saali 12th mein hai.. Agar paas ho gayi to seedhe college jaayegi.. Pata nahin kaun se college mein jaaye.. Is baar hamari to paas hone ki ummeed bhi nahin hai.
Sonu- Haan yaaron.. Kisi bhi tarah exam ke pahle ya exam ke dauran hi is saali ko patao varna zindagi bhar afsos hi karte rahenge.
Hay.. Dosto, Kyon maza aa raha hai na kahani mein.. Arre nahin main aapko bore karne nahin aayi hoon… In teeno ke baare mein bataane aayi hoon.
Kyonki ab inke baare mein bataane ka waqt aa gaya hai.
In teenon ki umra lagbhag 22 ke aas-paas hogi… Koi ek aadh mahine ka fark hoga.
Teenon dikhne mein bhi bas theek-thaak se hi hain isi liye koi ladki inko bhaav nahin deti aur haan teenon padhai mein bhi kamzor hain..
Bas awaragardi karte hain kai baar fail hokar bhi 12th aa paaye hain.
Inka rujhaan shuru se Deepali par hi raha hai kyonki wo ek seedhi-saadi ladki thi aur bala ki khoobsurat bhi thi isliye lattoo hokar ye uske peeche pade hain.
Inki baaton se aapko lag raha hoga kitne bade chodu honge magar aisa kuch nahin hai.. Koi 3 saal pahle inhone apne se junior ek ladke Babloo ko fansaya tha wo koi umra ka chikna sa launda dikhne mein gora-chitta tha.. Bas in teenon ne usko bahla-fusla liya aur uski gaand maar lee.. Magar inko jyaada din tak wo gaand bhi nahin milee.
Babloo ke Papa sarkaari naukri mein thay, Yahan se tabadla ho gaya to doosri jagah chale gaye aur Babloo bhi unke saath chala gaya.
In teenon ne koi 2 ya 3 baar uski gaand maari hogi.
Us din se lekar aaj tak chut to bahut door ki baat hai kisi ladke ki gaand bhi naseeb nahin huyi bas haath se kaam chala rahe hain.
Aap log sahi soch rahe hain ab meri kahani mein inka jikra hua to inko bhi chut ke darshan jaroor honge. Magar kab aur kaise honge wo aage ki kahani aapko pata chalega.
To bas padhte rahiye aur maza lete rahiye. Chaliye baatein bahut ho gayi… Ab wapas kahani par aati hoon.
Wo teenon kaafi der tak Deepali ke baare mein baat karte rahe.. Class mein bhi bas usi ko ghoorte rahe. Aaj Principal sab ko exam ke admit-card ke baare mein bata rahi thi ki jaate samay lete jana..
Sab kuch normal chal raha tha, Jab Vikas us class mein aaya to Deepali ke honthon par muskaan aa gayi.
Raat ki saari baatein use yaad aane lagi.. Usne jhat se nazarein neechi kar lee usko us waqt badi sharm aayi.
Doston, Dopahar tak kuch bhi aisa nahin hua jo aapko bataane layak ho.
School ki chutti huyi to Vikas ne Deepali ko bol diya- Tum Anuja ke paas ghar chali jaao.. Mujhe aane mein der hogi.. Sabko admit-card jo dene hain.
Deepali gate se jab baahar niklee to wo teenon uske peeche ho liye aur bas chupchaap chalne lage.
Jab ek sunsaan gali aayi to Deepak ne himmat karke apne kadam tez kiye aur Deepali ke bilkul barabar chalne laga aur uski taraf dekh kar muskurane laga. Deepali kuch boli nahin aur bas chalti rahi.
Deepak- Deepali aakhir baat kya hai.. Hum ek class mein hain.. Tum mujhse kabhi baat bhi nahin karti ho?
Deepali- Kya baat karoon.. Mujhe tumse koi baat nahin karni.. Main jaanti hoon tum teenon peeth peeche se kis tarah ladkiyon ki buraai karte ho.. Jaao yahan se.
Deepak- Arre nahin nahin.. Tum galat samajh rahi ho.. Hum buraai nahin taareef karte hain.. Bas. Tabhi wo donon bhi uske barabar aa gaye aur uski haan mein haan milaane lage.
Sonu- Haan Deepali.. School ki sab ladkiyan ek taraf aur tum ek taraf kyonki tum bahut bholi ho jisne bhi tumhein hamaare baare mein bataya hai.. Tum khud jara soch kar dekho wo sahi ladki nahin hai.. Tum samajh rahi ho na meri baat ko…
Darasal Sonu Ritu ki baat kar raha tha jo Deepali ke kareeb thi. Uska boy-friend Ajay tha.. Donon kaafi maza karte hain… School mein sab ko ye pata hai.. Bas Sonu ka ishaara usi taraf tha.
Deepali- Dekho kaun kaisa hai.. Mujhe koi lena-dena nahin.. Bas tum log mera peecha band karo.
Maddy- Abe saalon kyon bechaari ko pareshaan kar rahe ho.. Iska mann nahin hai baat karne ka.. To na sahi chalo isko jaane do..
Deepali ne ek nazar Maddy ko dekha jaise uska shukriya adaa kar rahi ho.
Maddy- Deepali main inko le jaata hoon.. Bas ek baat sun lo Monday ko mera janmdin hai.. Agar ho sake to please aa jaana.. Okay bye.. Chalta hoon.
Jaate huye Maddy bas Deepali ki aankhon mein hi dekh raha tha. Deepali ke honthon par behad halki si muskaan aayi thi, Jise wo Maddy se chhupa na saki. Maddy bhi bina uska jawaab sune un donon ko lekar doosri gali mein mud gaya.
Sonu- Abe le kyon aaya.. Saali ko abhi seedha kar deta.. Bahut bhaav kha rahi thi.
Maddy- Saale sabra kar.. Hamesha jaldi men rehta hai.
Deepak- Aur yeh janmdin ka kya chakkar hai yaar…?
Maddy- Saale bhool gaya kya Monday ko hai na…
Deepak- Arre yaad hai.. Magar usko kyon bola.. Wo kaun sa aa hi jaayegi aur maan le aa bhi gayi to kya hoga?
Sonu- Arre yaar.. Kal ka bata diya hota.. Saali ki chut kisi sunsaan jagah lekar chod dete.
Maddy- Abe bahan ke laude.. Kabhi to dimaag ka istemaal kiya kar.. Kal ka rakh lete aur wo sunsaan jagah kyon aati hamare saath? Haraami usko mera ghar pata hai.. Wo agar aati bhi hai to wahin aati. Ab sun Monday ko wo pakka aayegi aur uske saath koi badtameezi mat karna.. Mere dimaag mein ek plan hai.. Bas samjho kaam ban jaayega.
Deepak- Kya hai.. Bata na yaar?
Maddy- Abhi nahin.. Monday ko.. Jab wo aayegi.. Tab bataunga. Ab chalo yahan se.. Yahan jhaant bhi nahin ukhad paayegi.
Deepali seedhi Anuja ke ghar chali jaati hai. Uska darwaaza us waqt khula hua tha. Anuja kamre mein baithi TV dekh rahi thi.
Deepali- Hye Didi.. Kya kar rahi ho?
Anuja- Arre too aa gayi.. Vikas kahan hai?
Deepali- Unko thoda kaam hai.. Baad mein aayenge.
Anuja- Idhar aa dekh.. News mein kya dikha rahe hai.. Kal 5 ladkon ne janmdin party mein ek ladki ko nashe ki dawa dekar uska balatkaar kar diya.. Kutton ko police ne pakad liya.. Bechaari wo ladki ab tak sadme mein hai.
Deepali- Kitne gande ladke honge.. Zabardasti ki kya jaroorat thi.. Pyar se kar lete.
Anuja- Ladki kunwari thi.. Marji se nahin maani.. Tabhi to aisa hua uske saath.. Aajkal kisi ka bharosa nahin karna chahiye.
Deepali- Didi ek saath 5 chodenge.. To kitna dard hua hoga na bechaari ko?
Anuja- Haan dard to hua hi hoga waise ek baat hai.. Agar ladki pahle se chudi huyi ho aur apni marji se chudwaaye tab jyaada ke saath chudne mein maza aata hai.
Deepali- Sach mein Didi.. Lekin 5 kuch jyaada nahin ho jaate hain…
Anuja- Haan 5 jyaada hai.. Best 3 hone chahiye.. Ek lauda munh mein.. Doosra chut mein aur aakhiri gaand mein bas.. Phir dekho kya maza milta hai.
Deepali- Uhh.. Maa.. Ab samajh mein aaya.. Wo teenon mere peeche kyon pade hain.
Anuja- Kaun teenon.. Bata to?
Bas doston aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai. Ab aap jaldi se mail karke batao ki maza aa raha hai ya nahin..! Kya aap janna nahin chahte ki aage kya hua?
To padhte rahiye aur anand lete rahiye…
Mujhe aap apne vichaar yahan mail karen.
Anuja iske aage kuch nahin boli.. Bas usko gusse se aankh dikhaayi aur kapde pahanne ko bol kar naasta laane chali gayi.
Naaste ke dauran bhi halki-fulkee baatein huyi.. Uske baad Vikas nikal gaya. Anuja aur Deepali bhi saath mein nikle.
Deepali ke ghar baahar gamle se chabhi lee.. Jaldi se usne dress pahna aur school ke liye nikal gayi. Chabhi waapas wahin rakh dee.Isi dauraan Anuja ne ghar ki taareef ki aur Deepali se kaha- School se waapas uske paas aa jaaye.. Uske Mom-Dad to shaam tak aayenge. Deepali ne Anuja ko kiss kiya aur bye bolkar chali gayi.
School ke gate par wahi teenon khade usko aate huye dekh rahe thay. Aaj Deepali ke chehre mein ajeeb si kashish thi aur wo badi chahakti huyi school mein enter huyi.
Deepak- Ufff saali kya item hai.. Yaar jab bhi saamne se gujarti hai.. Saala lauda isko salaami diye bina rah nahin paata hai.
Sonu- Yaar kab milegi ye saali.. Mann to karta hai saali ko zabardasti chod doon.
Maddy- Abe saale.. Hawasi rape ki sochio bhi mat.. Saala aajkal saza bahut khatarnaak hai.. Bahan ke laude seedhe faansi ki maang karte hain.
Sonu- To kya karen yaar.. Ye saali khud to aakar bolegi nahin ki aao meri chut maar lo.
Deepak- Yaar saali ke nakhre bhi bahut hain theek se dekhti bhi nahin hai aur na kisi se baat karti hai.
Maddy- Arre nakhre to honge hi.. School mein sabse jyaada khoobsurat maal hai aur saali ko Bhagwan ne figure bhi aisa diya ki dekhne wala ‘Aah’ bhare bina rah nahin sakta!
Deepak- Yaar kuch din baad exam shuru ho jayenge.. Uske baad school se chutti.. Saali 12th mein hai.. Agar paas ho gayi to seedhe college jaayegi.. Pata nahin kaun se college mein jaaye.. Is baar hamari to paas hone ki ummeed bhi nahin hai.
Sonu- Haan yaaron.. Kisi bhi tarah exam ke pahle ya exam ke dauran hi is saali ko patao varna zindagi bhar afsos hi karte rahenge.
Hay.. Dosto, Kyon maza aa raha hai na kahani mein.. Arre nahin main aapko bore karne nahin aayi hoon… In teeno ke baare mein bataane aayi hoon.
Kyonki ab inke baare mein bataane ka waqt aa gaya hai.
In teenon ki umra lagbhag 22 ke aas-paas hogi… Koi ek aadh mahine ka fark hoga.
Teenon dikhne mein bhi bas theek-thaak se hi hain isi liye koi ladki inko bhaav nahin deti aur haan teenon padhai mein bhi kamzor hain..
Bas awaragardi karte hain kai baar fail hokar bhi 12th aa paaye hain.
Inka rujhaan shuru se Deepali par hi raha hai kyonki wo ek seedhi-saadi ladki thi aur bala ki khoobsurat bhi thi isliye lattoo hokar ye uske peeche pade hain.
Inki baaton se aapko lag raha hoga kitne bade chodu honge magar aisa kuch nahin hai.. Koi 3 saal pahle inhone apne se junior ek ladke Babloo ko fansaya tha wo koi umra ka chikna sa launda dikhne mein gora-chitta tha.. Bas in teenon ne usko bahla-fusla liya aur uski gaand maar lee.. Magar inko jyaada din tak wo gaand bhi nahin milee.
Babloo ke Papa sarkaari naukri mein thay, Yahan se tabadla ho gaya to doosri jagah chale gaye aur Babloo bhi unke saath chala gaya.
In teenon ne koi 2 ya 3 baar uski gaand maari hogi.
Us din se lekar aaj tak chut to bahut door ki baat hai kisi ladke ki gaand bhi naseeb nahin huyi bas haath se kaam chala rahe hain.
Aap log sahi soch rahe hain ab meri kahani mein inka jikra hua to inko bhi chut ke darshan jaroor honge. Magar kab aur kaise honge wo aage ki kahani aapko pata chalega.
To bas padhte rahiye aur maza lete rahiye. Chaliye baatein bahut ho gayi… Ab wapas kahani par aati hoon.
Wo teenon kaafi der tak Deepali ke baare mein baat karte rahe.. Class mein bhi bas usi ko ghoorte rahe. Aaj Principal sab ko exam ke admit-card ke baare mein bata rahi thi ki jaate samay lete jana..
Sab kuch normal chal raha tha, Jab Vikas us class mein aaya to Deepali ke honthon par muskaan aa gayi.
Raat ki saari baatein use yaad aane lagi.. Usne jhat se nazarein neechi kar lee usko us waqt badi sharm aayi.
Doston, Dopahar tak kuch bhi aisa nahin hua jo aapko bataane layak ho.
School ki chutti huyi to Vikas ne Deepali ko bol diya- Tum Anuja ke paas ghar chali jaao.. Mujhe aane mein der hogi.. Sabko admit-card jo dene hain.
Deepali gate se jab baahar niklee to wo teenon uske peeche ho liye aur bas chupchaap chalne lage.
Jab ek sunsaan gali aayi to Deepak ne himmat karke apne kadam tez kiye aur Deepali ke bilkul barabar chalne laga aur uski taraf dekh kar muskurane laga. Deepali kuch boli nahin aur bas chalti rahi.
Deepak- Deepali aakhir baat kya hai.. Hum ek class mein hain.. Tum mujhse kabhi baat bhi nahin karti ho?
Deepali- Kya baat karoon.. Mujhe tumse koi baat nahin karni.. Main jaanti hoon tum teenon peeth peeche se kis tarah ladkiyon ki buraai karte ho.. Jaao yahan se.
Deepak- Arre nahin nahin.. Tum galat samajh rahi ho.. Hum buraai nahin taareef karte hain.. Bas. Tabhi wo donon bhi uske barabar aa gaye aur uski haan mein haan milaane lage.
Sonu- Haan Deepali.. School ki sab ladkiyan ek taraf aur tum ek taraf kyonki tum bahut bholi ho jisne bhi tumhein hamaare baare mein bataya hai.. Tum khud jara soch kar dekho wo sahi ladki nahin hai.. Tum samajh rahi ho na meri baat ko…
Darasal Sonu Ritu ki baat kar raha tha jo Deepali ke kareeb thi. Uska boy-friend Ajay tha.. Donon kaafi maza karte hain… School mein sab ko ye pata hai.. Bas Sonu ka ishaara usi taraf tha.
Deepali- Dekho kaun kaisa hai.. Mujhe koi lena-dena nahin.. Bas tum log mera peecha band karo.
Maddy- Abe saalon kyon bechaari ko pareshaan kar rahe ho.. Iska mann nahin hai baat karne ka.. To na sahi chalo isko jaane do..
Deepali ne ek nazar Maddy ko dekha jaise uska shukriya adaa kar rahi ho.
Maddy- Deepali main inko le jaata hoon.. Bas ek baat sun lo Monday ko mera janmdin hai.. Agar ho sake to please aa jaana.. Okay bye.. Chalta hoon.
Jaate huye Maddy bas Deepali ki aankhon mein hi dekh raha tha. Deepali ke honthon par behad halki si muskaan aayi thi, Jise wo Maddy se chhupa na saki. Maddy bhi bina uska jawaab sune un donon ko lekar doosri gali mein mud gaya.
Sonu- Abe le kyon aaya.. Saali ko abhi seedha kar deta.. Bahut bhaav kha rahi thi.
Maddy- Saale sabra kar.. Hamesha jaldi men rehta hai.
Deepak- Aur yeh janmdin ka kya chakkar hai yaar…?
Maddy- Saale bhool gaya kya Monday ko hai na…
Deepak- Arre yaad hai.. Magar usko kyon bola.. Wo kaun sa aa hi jaayegi aur maan le aa bhi gayi to kya hoga?
Sonu- Arre yaar.. Kal ka bata diya hota.. Saali ki chut kisi sunsaan jagah lekar chod dete.
Maddy- Abe bahan ke laude.. Kabhi to dimaag ka istemaal kiya kar.. Kal ka rakh lete aur wo sunsaan jagah kyon aati hamare saath? Haraami usko mera ghar pata hai.. Wo agar aati bhi hai to wahin aati. Ab sun Monday ko wo pakka aayegi aur uske saath koi badtameezi mat karna.. Mere dimaag mein ek plan hai.. Bas samjho kaam ban jaayega.
Deepak- Kya hai.. Bata na yaar?
Maddy- Abhi nahin.. Monday ko.. Jab wo aayegi.. Tab bataunga. Ab chalo yahan se.. Yahan jhaant bhi nahin ukhad paayegi.
Deepali seedhi Anuja ke ghar chali jaati hai. Uska darwaaza us waqt khula hua tha. Anuja kamre mein baithi TV dekh rahi thi.
Deepali- Hye Didi.. Kya kar rahi ho?
Anuja- Arre too aa gayi.. Vikas kahan hai?
Deepali- Unko thoda kaam hai.. Baad mein aayenge.
Anuja- Idhar aa dekh.. News mein kya dikha rahe hai.. Kal 5 ladkon ne janmdin party mein ek ladki ko nashe ki dawa dekar uska balatkaar kar diya.. Kutton ko police ne pakad liya.. Bechaari wo ladki ab tak sadme mein hai.
Deepali- Kitne gande ladke honge.. Zabardasti ki kya jaroorat thi.. Pyar se kar lete.
Anuja- Ladki kunwari thi.. Marji se nahin maani.. Tabhi to aisa hua uske saath.. Aajkal kisi ka bharosa nahin karna chahiye.
Deepali- Didi ek saath 5 chodenge.. To kitna dard hua hoga na bechaari ko?
Anuja- Haan dard to hua hi hoga waise ek baat hai.. Agar ladki pahle se chudi huyi ho aur apni marji se chudwaaye tab jyaada ke saath chudne mein maza aata hai.
Deepali- Sach mein Didi.. Lekin 5 kuch jyaada nahin ho jaate hain…
Anuja- Haan 5 jyaada hai.. Best 3 hone chahiye.. Ek lauda munh mein.. Doosra chut mein aur aakhiri gaand mein bas.. Phir dekho kya maza milta hai.
Deepali- Uhh.. Maa.. Ab samajh mein aaya.. Wo teenon mere peeche kyon pade hain.
Anuja- Kaun teenon.. Bata to?
Bas doston aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai. Ab aap jaldi se mail karke batao ki maza aa raha hai ya nahin..! Kya aap janna nahin chahte ki aage kya hua?
To padhte rahiye aur anand lete rahiye…
Mujhe aap apne vichaar yahan mail karen.
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