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Neeraj- Sun… Aaj ye purana paper mujhe mila.. Ismein diya number maine dekha aur STD se call kiya.. Main bas ye dekhna chahta tha.. Wo ladki mili ya nahin… Jaise hi maine phone kiya.. Ek aadmi ne uthaya aur maine bas itna kaha ki aapki beti kho gayi thi na… Uske baare mein baat karni hai.. Wo rone laga.. Kahan hai meri beti.. Please batao… Barson baad aaj koi khabar aayi hai.. wo utawla ho gaya.. Maine kaha ki subah batunga… Bas phone kaat diya.
Radhe- To ladki kahan hai..
Neeraj- Tune shayad poori khabar ko gaur se nahin dekha.. Us ladki ke haath par nishaan dekh… Bilkul waisa hi hai… Jaisa tere haath par hai.
Radhe- T..T.. Tu kehna kya chahta hai saale.. Mujhe ladki bana kar le jayega kya saale?
Neeraj- Haan yaar.. Ab itne saal baad wo thode hi pehchaan payenge apni beti ko.. Tagda maal milega… Saale aish karenge hum donon.
Ab aage..
Neeraj ki baat sunkar Radhe kuch sochne laga.
Neeraj- Arre soch mat… Bas haan kar de tu… Kitne saal se ladki ban raha hai… Bas ek baar kuch dinon ke liye ladki ban jaa.. Uske baad saari life is abhishaap se chutkaara mil jayega.
Radhe- Baat to sahi hai.. Magar main unke baare mein kuch nahin janta… Agar un logon ne koi sawaal pooch liya to?
Neeraj- Arre mere bhai Bhagwan ne isi liye tujhe aisa banaya hai koi sawaal pooche to kehna yaad nahin aur tum us samay bahut chhoti thi… Yaad rehna jaroori nahin hai yaar.
Radhe- Baat to theek hai… Chal maan le wo mujhe apni beti maan bhi le aur tujhe 5 lakh de de… Uske baad main wahan se nikloonga kaise?
Neeraj- Arre yaar 5 nahin ab hum 10 lenge.. Sun tu kuch din wahan rehna… Tera hissa tujhe de doonga.. Darr mat… Uske baad koi game bana lenge yaar… Abhi to bas paise ki soch.
Radhe- Okay chal.. Ab bata karna kya hai aur us saale master ka kya karna hai usko kya bolenge?
Neeraj- Arre master ki Maa ki aankh… Saale ko bol denge gaon mein Dadi marr gayi hai… Kuch din ke liye jaana hoga.. Tu chhod master ko… Wahan kya karna hai.. Uski sun.
Donon kaafi der tak baatein karte rahe… Unhone koi plan banaya… Jisse donon khush thay ki is plan mein koi kami nahin hai.. Ab paise aaye hi samjho.
Raat ko donon aaraam se so gaye aur subah jaldi uthkar Neeraj bahar gaya aur STD se Dilip Jee ko phone laga diya.
Dilip- Hello, Kaun ho aap? Please mujhe apni beti ke baare mein janna hai.. Please poori baat batao.
Neeraj- Dekhiye maine achhe se pata laga liya hai… Wo aapki beti Radha hi hai magar.
Dilip Jee- Magar kya.. Bolo. Batao.. Kya hua meri theek to hai naa?
Neeraj- Nahin.. Nahin.. Aisi baat nahin hai… Wo theek hai.. Magar jisne use paala hai.. Ab usko bhi to kuch milna chahiye na.. Aap 10 lakh de doge to Radha aapko mil jayegi.
Dilip- De doonga.. Bas tum mujhe meri beti se milwa do please.
Neeraj- Theek hai dopahar tak main Radha ko le kar aa jaunga aap paise taiyar rakhna.
Dilip Jee ne Neeraj ko pata de diya.. Neeraj ne phone kaat diya.
Meera wahin paas khadi thi… Dilip Jee ne khushi se Meera ko gale laga liya aur poori baat batayi.
Meera- Magar Papa aise achanak Didi ka mil jaana aur 10 lakh… Mujhe kuch theek nahin lag raha.. Kahin wo aadmi koi fraud na ho?
Dilip- Shubh-shubh bol beti… Aisa kuch nahin hoga… Usko aane to do hum achhe se Radha ko dekh kar use paise denge.
Donon Baap-Beti bade khush thay… Dilip Jee ne paiso ka bandobast kiya aur badi betaabi se Neeraj ka intezaar karne laga.
Udhar Neeraj aur Radhe ne poori taiyari kar li thi… Sab ko ‘bye’ bol kar wahan se nikal gaye.
Dopahar ke 3 baje thay… Meera ne jeans aur T-Shirt pehni huyi thi.. Wo badi hi pyari lag rahi thi.. Dilip Jee aur Meera hall mein baithe Radha ke aane ka intezaar kar rahe thay
Tabhi doorbell baji… Meera bhaag kar gayi aur darwaaza khola to saamne Neeraj khada tha… Magar Radha uske saath nahin thi.
Meera- Haan kahiye.. Kaun ho aap?
Meera ko dekh Neeraj ki jeebh laplapa gayi… Aisi sundarta ko dekh kar wo us ko dekhta rah gaya.
Neeraj- Jjj..Jee.. Main Neeraj hoon… Phone par baat huyi thi na.
Meera- Ohh aaiye… Andar aaiye.. Radha Didi kahan hain?
Neeraj kuch bolta uske pahle Radhe urf Radha peeche se saamne aa gayi. Usne simple salwar-kameez pahna hua tha aur halka se makeup kiya hua tha. Waise bhi uska chehra ladkiyon jaisa tha.. Makeup se ekdum ladki lag rahi thi.
Radha- Main yahan hoon..
Meera ki khushi ka thikaana nahin raha… Wo bhaag kar Radha se chipak gayi.
Meera ke chipkate hi Radhe ka lauda salwar mein tan gaya.. Meera ke jism ki bheenee bheenee khusboo uski naak mein jaane lagi.. Uska santulan bigadta dekh kar Neeraj ne unko alag kiya.
Neeraj- Arre arre… Baad mein aaraam se mil lena.. Andar to chalo.
Tabhi Dilip Jee bhi aa gaye aur Radha ko seene se laga liya… Unki aankhon mein aansoo aa gaye thay.
Jab milna-milana ho gaya.. To sab andar chale gaye.. Ab itna to aap bhi samajh sakte ho ki aise hi koi kisi ko apni beti kaise maan lega.
Dilip Jee ne nishan ko gaur se dekha aur Radha ko bachpan ki baatein poochi jo sahi nikli… Aur nikalti bhi kaise nahin… Neeraj aur Radhe ne badi shaaleenta se ye plan banaya tha. Aap khud sun lo pata chal jayega aisi baatein to aksar sab ke saath hoti hain. Bechare Dilip Jee unke jaal mein phans gaye.
Dilip Jee- Achha Beti nishan to wahi hai.. Ye batao us din kya hua tha… Kuch yaad hai tumhein?
Radha- Papa, theek se to kuch yaad nahin.. Magar jab aap nahin mile… To main rone lagi aur idhar-udhar bhaagne lagi…Tab ek aadmi ne mujhe god mein le liya aur aapko dhoondha.. Magar jab aap nahin mile to wo mujhe saath le gaya aur beti bana kar paala.
Dilip Jee- Ohh meri Beti.. Sorry.. Maine bhi tumko bahut dhoondha… Magar tum nahin milee… Achha us din ki baat jaane do… Pahle ki kuch baat yaad hai?
Neeraj aur Radhe ek-doosre ko dekhne lage unko laga ki kahin pakda na jayen… Magar Radhe bol pada.
Radhe- Papa us samay main bahut chhoti thi.. Theek se kuch yaad nahin… Magar haan main zidd karti thi.. To aap god mein le jaate aur main jo maangti.. Aap dila dete.
Itna sunte hi Dilip Jee ne Radha ka haath pakad liya aur khush ho gaye- Haan sahi kaha.. Tum sahi bol rahi ho.. Tum hi meri Radha ho.
Doston, Radhe ko pata tha ye normal si baat hai ki sab Papa aise hi karte hain aur Dilip Jee phans gaye ab unko koi shak nahin tha.
Neeraj- Achha Uncle Jee… Ab aapki Beti aapke hawale… Mujhe mera inaam de do.. Main jaata hoon.
Dilip Jee- Tumne apne baare mein kuch bataya nahin aur Radha itne saal kahan rahi.. Kaise rahi?
Neeraj- Wo..w.. Wo.. Jis aadmi ne Radha ko paala.. Wo mera Chacha hai… Maine bhi Radha ko apni bahan ki tarah maana hai… Magar saab hum gareeb log hain.. Badi mushkil se guzaara hota hai… Radha ab badi ho gayi hai.. Iski shaadi bhi karni hai… Hamare to khaane ke faanke hain… Shaadi kahan se karwate.. Kismat se purana akhbaar mil gaya tha… Usme aapka number mila aur aage to aap sab jaante hi ho.
Dilip Jee- Ohh haan sahi kiya tumne Beta… Lo is bag mein poore paise hain… Magar ek baat kahunga… Tum logon ne meri Beti ko bade pyar se paala warna… Aajkal ki wahshi duniya mein naa jaane kya-kya hota hai.
Radha- Neeraj aise mat jao naa.. Itne saal saath rahe… Khana khaakar jaana aap haan.
Meera- Haan Didi… Aapne sahi kaha. Inko aise nahin jaane denge.. Khana to aapko khana hi hoga.
Sab ke zidd karne par Neeraj maan gaya aur bas sab idhar-udhar ki baatein karne lage. Kuch der baad Dilip Jee ko kisi kaam se bahar jaana pada aur Meera bhi idhar-udhar kuch kaam kar rahi thi. Tab mauka dekh kar donon ne baat ki.
Radhe- Abe saale yahan to ek item bhi hai ab kya hoga?
Neeraj- Hona kya hai bhosdi ke.. Teri bahan hai.. Aaraam se saath rah kar maje le.. Tab tak main jaldi hi yahan se yujhe nikaalne ka koi plan banata hoon.
Radhe- Kutte bahan hogi teri.. Saale aisi gajab ki item ke saath kaise rah paunga… Usse gale mil kar to mera to lauda fadfada gaya tha.
Neeraj- Abe kaboo kar apne aapko… Nahin to hawalat ki hawa khani pad jayegi.. Chup.. Wo aa rahi hai.
Meera wapas aa gayi aur donon se baatein karne lagi… Donon ki gandi nazarein Meera ke jism ki banwat ka muayana kar rahi thi.
Doston, umeed hai ki aap ko meri kahani pasand aa rahi hogi.. Main kahani ke agle bhaag mein aapka intezaar karungi.. Padhna na bhooliyega.. Aur haan aapke patron ka bhi besabri se intezaar hai
pinky14342@gmail.com
Neeraj- Sun… Aaj ye purana paper mujhe mila.. Ismein diya number maine dekha aur STD se call kiya.. Main bas ye dekhna chahta tha.. Wo ladki mili ya nahin… Jaise hi maine phone kiya.. Ek aadmi ne uthaya aur maine bas itna kaha ki aapki beti kho gayi thi na… Uske baare mein baat karni hai.. Wo rone laga.. Kahan hai meri beti.. Please batao… Barson baad aaj koi khabar aayi hai.. wo utawla ho gaya.. Maine kaha ki subah batunga… Bas phone kaat diya.
Radhe- To ladki kahan hai..
Neeraj- Tune shayad poori khabar ko gaur se nahin dekha.. Us ladki ke haath par nishaan dekh… Bilkul waisa hi hai… Jaisa tere haath par hai.
Radhe- T..T.. Tu kehna kya chahta hai saale.. Mujhe ladki bana kar le jayega kya saale?
Neeraj- Haan yaar.. Ab itne saal baad wo thode hi pehchaan payenge apni beti ko.. Tagda maal milega… Saale aish karenge hum donon.
Ab aage..
Neeraj ki baat sunkar Radhe kuch sochne laga.
Neeraj- Arre soch mat… Bas haan kar de tu… Kitne saal se ladki ban raha hai… Bas ek baar kuch dinon ke liye ladki ban jaa.. Uske baad saari life is abhishaap se chutkaara mil jayega.
Radhe- Baat to sahi hai.. Magar main unke baare mein kuch nahin janta… Agar un logon ne koi sawaal pooch liya to?
Neeraj- Arre mere bhai Bhagwan ne isi liye tujhe aisa banaya hai koi sawaal pooche to kehna yaad nahin aur tum us samay bahut chhoti thi… Yaad rehna jaroori nahin hai yaar.
Radhe- Baat to theek hai… Chal maan le wo mujhe apni beti maan bhi le aur tujhe 5 lakh de de… Uske baad main wahan se nikloonga kaise?
Neeraj- Arre yaar 5 nahin ab hum 10 lenge.. Sun tu kuch din wahan rehna… Tera hissa tujhe de doonga.. Darr mat… Uske baad koi game bana lenge yaar… Abhi to bas paise ki soch.
Radhe- Okay chal.. Ab bata karna kya hai aur us saale master ka kya karna hai usko kya bolenge?
Neeraj- Arre master ki Maa ki aankh… Saale ko bol denge gaon mein Dadi marr gayi hai… Kuch din ke liye jaana hoga.. Tu chhod master ko… Wahan kya karna hai.. Uski sun.
Donon kaafi der tak baatein karte rahe… Unhone koi plan banaya… Jisse donon khush thay ki is plan mein koi kami nahin hai.. Ab paise aaye hi samjho.
Raat ko donon aaraam se so gaye aur subah jaldi uthkar Neeraj bahar gaya aur STD se Dilip Jee ko phone laga diya.
Dilip- Hello, Kaun ho aap? Please mujhe apni beti ke baare mein janna hai.. Please poori baat batao.
Neeraj- Dekhiye maine achhe se pata laga liya hai… Wo aapki beti Radha hi hai magar.
Dilip Jee- Magar kya.. Bolo. Batao.. Kya hua meri theek to hai naa?
Neeraj- Nahin.. Nahin.. Aisi baat nahin hai… Wo theek hai.. Magar jisne use paala hai.. Ab usko bhi to kuch milna chahiye na.. Aap 10 lakh de doge to Radha aapko mil jayegi.
Dilip- De doonga.. Bas tum mujhe meri beti se milwa do please.
Neeraj- Theek hai dopahar tak main Radha ko le kar aa jaunga aap paise taiyar rakhna.
Dilip Jee ne Neeraj ko pata de diya.. Neeraj ne phone kaat diya.
Meera wahin paas khadi thi… Dilip Jee ne khushi se Meera ko gale laga liya aur poori baat batayi.
Meera- Magar Papa aise achanak Didi ka mil jaana aur 10 lakh… Mujhe kuch theek nahin lag raha.. Kahin wo aadmi koi fraud na ho?
Dilip- Shubh-shubh bol beti… Aisa kuch nahin hoga… Usko aane to do hum achhe se Radha ko dekh kar use paise denge.
Donon Baap-Beti bade khush thay… Dilip Jee ne paiso ka bandobast kiya aur badi betaabi se Neeraj ka intezaar karne laga.
Udhar Neeraj aur Radhe ne poori taiyari kar li thi… Sab ko ‘bye’ bol kar wahan se nikal gaye.
Dopahar ke 3 baje thay… Meera ne jeans aur T-Shirt pehni huyi thi.. Wo badi hi pyari lag rahi thi.. Dilip Jee aur Meera hall mein baithe Radha ke aane ka intezaar kar rahe thay
Tabhi doorbell baji… Meera bhaag kar gayi aur darwaaza khola to saamne Neeraj khada tha… Magar Radha uske saath nahin thi.
Meera- Haan kahiye.. Kaun ho aap?
Meera ko dekh Neeraj ki jeebh laplapa gayi… Aisi sundarta ko dekh kar wo us ko dekhta rah gaya.
Neeraj- Jjj..Jee.. Main Neeraj hoon… Phone par baat huyi thi na.
Meera- Ohh aaiye… Andar aaiye.. Radha Didi kahan hain?
Neeraj kuch bolta uske pahle Radhe urf Radha peeche se saamne aa gayi. Usne simple salwar-kameez pahna hua tha aur halka se makeup kiya hua tha. Waise bhi uska chehra ladkiyon jaisa tha.. Makeup se ekdum ladki lag rahi thi.
Radha- Main yahan hoon..
Meera ki khushi ka thikaana nahin raha… Wo bhaag kar Radha se chipak gayi.
Meera ke chipkate hi Radhe ka lauda salwar mein tan gaya.. Meera ke jism ki bheenee bheenee khusboo uski naak mein jaane lagi.. Uska santulan bigadta dekh kar Neeraj ne unko alag kiya.
Neeraj- Arre arre… Baad mein aaraam se mil lena.. Andar to chalo.
Tabhi Dilip Jee bhi aa gaye aur Radha ko seene se laga liya… Unki aankhon mein aansoo aa gaye thay.
Jab milna-milana ho gaya.. To sab andar chale gaye.. Ab itna to aap bhi samajh sakte ho ki aise hi koi kisi ko apni beti kaise maan lega.
Dilip Jee ne nishan ko gaur se dekha aur Radha ko bachpan ki baatein poochi jo sahi nikli… Aur nikalti bhi kaise nahin… Neeraj aur Radhe ne badi shaaleenta se ye plan banaya tha. Aap khud sun lo pata chal jayega aisi baatein to aksar sab ke saath hoti hain. Bechare Dilip Jee unke jaal mein phans gaye.
Dilip Jee- Achha Beti nishan to wahi hai.. Ye batao us din kya hua tha… Kuch yaad hai tumhein?
Radha- Papa, theek se to kuch yaad nahin.. Magar jab aap nahin mile… To main rone lagi aur idhar-udhar bhaagne lagi…Tab ek aadmi ne mujhe god mein le liya aur aapko dhoondha.. Magar jab aap nahin mile to wo mujhe saath le gaya aur beti bana kar paala.
Dilip Jee- Ohh meri Beti.. Sorry.. Maine bhi tumko bahut dhoondha… Magar tum nahin milee… Achha us din ki baat jaane do… Pahle ki kuch baat yaad hai?
Neeraj aur Radhe ek-doosre ko dekhne lage unko laga ki kahin pakda na jayen… Magar Radhe bol pada.
Radhe- Papa us samay main bahut chhoti thi.. Theek se kuch yaad nahin… Magar haan main zidd karti thi.. To aap god mein le jaate aur main jo maangti.. Aap dila dete.
Itna sunte hi Dilip Jee ne Radha ka haath pakad liya aur khush ho gaye- Haan sahi kaha.. Tum sahi bol rahi ho.. Tum hi meri Radha ho.
Doston, Radhe ko pata tha ye normal si baat hai ki sab Papa aise hi karte hain aur Dilip Jee phans gaye ab unko koi shak nahin tha.
Neeraj- Achha Uncle Jee… Ab aapki Beti aapke hawale… Mujhe mera inaam de do.. Main jaata hoon.
Dilip Jee- Tumne apne baare mein kuch bataya nahin aur Radha itne saal kahan rahi.. Kaise rahi?
Neeraj- Wo..w.. Wo.. Jis aadmi ne Radha ko paala.. Wo mera Chacha hai… Maine bhi Radha ko apni bahan ki tarah maana hai… Magar saab hum gareeb log hain.. Badi mushkil se guzaara hota hai… Radha ab badi ho gayi hai.. Iski shaadi bhi karni hai… Hamare to khaane ke faanke hain… Shaadi kahan se karwate.. Kismat se purana akhbaar mil gaya tha… Usme aapka number mila aur aage to aap sab jaante hi ho.
Dilip Jee- Ohh haan sahi kiya tumne Beta… Lo is bag mein poore paise hain… Magar ek baat kahunga… Tum logon ne meri Beti ko bade pyar se paala warna… Aajkal ki wahshi duniya mein naa jaane kya-kya hota hai.
Radha- Neeraj aise mat jao naa.. Itne saal saath rahe… Khana khaakar jaana aap haan.
Meera- Haan Didi… Aapne sahi kaha. Inko aise nahin jaane denge.. Khana to aapko khana hi hoga.
Sab ke zidd karne par Neeraj maan gaya aur bas sab idhar-udhar ki baatein karne lage. Kuch der baad Dilip Jee ko kisi kaam se bahar jaana pada aur Meera bhi idhar-udhar kuch kaam kar rahi thi. Tab mauka dekh kar donon ne baat ki.
Radhe- Abe saale yahan to ek item bhi hai ab kya hoga?
Neeraj- Hona kya hai bhosdi ke.. Teri bahan hai.. Aaraam se saath rah kar maje le.. Tab tak main jaldi hi yahan se yujhe nikaalne ka koi plan banata hoon.
Radhe- Kutte bahan hogi teri.. Saale aisi gajab ki item ke saath kaise rah paunga… Usse gale mil kar to mera to lauda fadfada gaya tha.
Neeraj- Abe kaboo kar apne aapko… Nahin to hawalat ki hawa khani pad jayegi.. Chup.. Wo aa rahi hai.
Meera wapas aa gayi aur donon se baatein karne lagi… Donon ki gandi nazarein Meera ke jism ki banwat ka muayana kar rahi thi.
Doston, umeed hai ki aap ko meri kahani pasand aa rahi hogi.. Main kahani ke agle bhaag mein aapka intezaar karungi.. Padhna na bhooliyega.. Aur haan aapke patron ka bhi besabri se intezaar hai
pinky14342@gmail.com
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